Final Fantasy VII
Final Fantasy X
Final Fantasy XII
Kingdom Hearts
Jonathan Davis
Russell Crowe
Milo Ventimiglia
Masi Oka
Lewis Hamilton
Fernando Alonso
Kimi Raikkonen
Nirvana
KoRn
Meat Loaf
Rammstein
16 Volt
Nickelback
Lacuna Coil
Nine Inch Nails
Tears For Fears
Velvet Revolver
Snake River Conspiracy
Linkin Park
The Offspring
Alien Ant Farm
Duran Duran (yes, you heard me right)
Electric Light Orchestra
Savage Garden
Limp Bizkit
The Foo Fighters
Gwen Stefani
Marilyn Manson
Michael Jackson
Scissor Sisters
U2
The Cure
Erasure
The Pet Shop Boys
Simply Red
The Blow Monkeys
Elton John
Frank Sinatra
George Michael
Hall and Oates
Queen
Rick Astely
Mel and Kim
Heaven 17
Level 42
Hazell Dean
Human League
Billy Joel
Lily Allen
Heatwave
Phil Colins
Genesis
Peter Gabriel
Wet Wet Wet
KC and the Sunshine Band
Mono
Modest Mouse
Daft Punk
Ladytron
Hot Chocolate
Kate Bush
12 Rounds
The Bee Gees
Beethoven
Billy Idol
(I loves me cheesy 70/80's pop! x3)
(And my favorite quotes from them. I am quote-woman. Fear me.)
Pirates of the Caribbean 1, 2 & 3 ("So I suppose in exchange, you want me not to kill the whelp?" - "No, no, by all means, kill the whelp.")
Virtuosity ("Just because I'm carrying the joy of killing your family inside me doesn't mean we can't be friends...")
Gladiator ("Are you not entertained?!" Yes, Russell... yes, I really really am.)
Master and Commander("Name a shrub after me - something prickly and hard to eradicate.")
LA Confidential ("Off the record, on the QT, and very hush-hush.")
Saw 1 & 2 ("Congratulations. You are still alive. Most people are so ungrateful to be alive.")
American Psycho ("Now if you'll excuse me, I need to return some video tapes")
Ginger Snaps 1 & 2 ("Just so you know... the words 'just' and 'cramps'? They don't go together.")
Dracula: Dead and Loving it FUNNIEST FILM EVER, TOO MANY QUOTES! WATCH IT, DAMNIT!
The Golden Child ("Only a man whose heart is pure can wield the knife, and only a man whose ass is narrow can get down these steps.")
Scream 1 ("My mom and dad are going to be so mad at me!" and of course "what's your favorite scary movie?")
The Devils Advocate ("Satan?" - "Call me dad.")
Resevoir Dogs ("Toby? Toby Wong. Toby Wong? Toby Wong. Toby Chung? Fucking Charlie Chan. I got Madonna's big dick coming out of my left ear, and Toby the Jap... I-don't-know-what coming out of my right!")
Scarface ("Say 'ello to my little friend!")
The Descent ("I'm an English teacher, not fucking Tomb Raider.")
Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children ("Is that thing following us?" - "I'm not looking.")
The Full Monty ("So your daddy dances in front of you, does he?")
Jurassic Park 1 (THE CLOSEST A FILM CAN GET TO PURE PERFECTION ("Anybody hear that? It's a, um... well, it's an impact term is what it is.")
The Rocky Horror Picture Show ("I'm just a sweet tranvestite!")
The Blair witch Project ("Witches in days gone by were roasted just like my Vienna sausage")
The Road to Perdition ("This is the point. You're a big baby who doesn't know his thumb from his dick!")
The Graduate ("Mrs Robinson, you're trying to seduce me!")
X-men 1, 2 & 3 ("What do they call you? "Wheels"?" AS IF THEY KILLED CYCLOPS! NUUUUUUU!)
The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy ("What's all this 'is she the one' stuff? Take his brain!")
Liar Liar ("It was MEEE!")
The Wedding Singer ("Hey, you know, wedding singer... Aroooo!")
Happy Gilmore ("How about I just go eat some hay? I could make things out of clay and lay by the bay, I just may! What do you say?")
Little Nicky ("Popeye's chicken is the shiznet!")
Shallow Hal ("Come on, what are you, 180 pounds?" - "Which one of my butt cheeks are you talking about?")
Uncle Buck ("Ever heard of a ritual killing? Mwuheeheeheehee")
Home Alone 1 & 2 ("You guys give up, have you had enough pain?" - "NEVAHHHH!")
Cool Runnings ("Gentlemen, a Bobsled is a simple thing-" - "Yeah, so's the toilet!")
Some Like it Hot ("You must be quite a girl!" - "Wanna bet?")
Big ("The space goes down, down baby, down, down the roller coaster. Sweet, sweet baby, sweet, sweet, don't let me go. Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. Shimmy, shimmy, cocoa pop. Shimmy, shimmy, rock. I met a girlfriend - a triscuit. She said, a triscuit - a biscuit. Ice cream, soda pop, vanilla on the top. Ooh, Shelly's out, walking down the street, ten times a week. I read it. I said it. I stole my momma's credit. I'm cool. I'm hot. Sock me in the stomach three more times!")
Sister Act 1 ("I'm not gonna be in no damn convent with these people. These people don't even have sex!")
The Nightmare Before Christmas ("It's much more fun, I must confess, with lives on the line. Not mine of course, but your's, old boy, not that'd be just fine!")
The LadyKillers (original only. OMG Tom Hanks, you are wonderful, but WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT REMAKE!?) ("Now will you kindly buzz off!")
Hocus Pocus ("I've waited centuries to say that!" - "Say whatever you want, just don't breathe on me...")
Natural Born Killers ("Are you flirtin' with me?")
Mulan (Any part with Mushu, since he rocks like woah)
Aladdin ("Never fails. You get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp!")
Tarzan ("For the last time, honey, there are no piranhas in-" - "MY BUTT!")
Flight of the Navigator ("Compliance!")
Mrs Doubtfire ("I don't vork with ze males, because I used to be one.")
Drop Dead Fred ("Morning! So, who's for snot flicking?")
The Craft ("So did you tell your friends?" - "Tell them what?" - "That you're a lying sack of shit.")
Phone Booth ("I love that. You know like in the movies just as the good guy is about to kill the bad guy, he cocks his gun. Now why didn't he have it cocked? Because that sound is scary. It's cool, isn't it?")
Brokeback Mountain ("This is MY house, that is MY kid, and YOU are MY guest, and you will sit your arrogant ass down before I knock it into next week!")
Cruel Intentions ("Introduce her to your world of sex, drugs and... what else do you do?")
Kill Bill 1 & 2 ("The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is... I collect your fucking head.")
Amadeus (Mozart's laugh!)
Evolution ("I think we've established that "Ku Ka Ku Ka" and "Tukki Tukki" don't work.")
Madagascar ("I like them, I like them! I liked them first! Before I even met them I liked them! As soon as I met them I liked them right away! You hate them compared to how much I like them!" - "Oh shut up, you're so annoying!")
Spider-man 1 & 3 ("Guy with eight hands. Sounds hot.")
Young Frankenstein("Would you like some wine?" - "No, thank you." - "Some warm milk?" - "...No, thank you." - "...Ovaltine!")
Who Framed Roger Rabbit ("I'm not bad. I'm just drawn that way")
Titanic ("Iceberg, right ahead!")
Batman ("It's Japanese." - "How do you you know?" - "...Because I bought it in Japan.")
Batman Returns ("My dear penguins, we stand upon a great threshold! It's alright to be scared; most of you won't be coming back. But, thanks to Batman, the time has come to punish ALL of God's children! 1st, 2nd, 3rd AND 4th-born! Why be biased? Male and female! Hell, the sexes are equal with their erogenous zones BLOWN SKY HIGH!"
Loads of others...
Heroes
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
Top Gear
Bottom
Red Dwarf
The Simpsons
Futurama
Scrubs
Coupling
Malcolm in the Middle
Phoenix Nights
Most Haunted
Never Mind the Buzzcocks
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Friends
Room 101
Little Britain
Anne Rice - The Vampire Chronicles
Douglas Adams - The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy series
Anthony Horowitz (how dare they butcher the Alex Rider series!)
Marion Keyes
J.K. Rowling - Harry Potter series
James Herbert
Alexander Kent
Eddie Izzard
Gwen Stefani
David Wells and the rest of the Most Haunted Team
Tom Hanks
Steve Irwin (R.I.P -_-)
My God and Goddess
My ruling deites: Hades, Anubis, Dionysus and Hermes.
The Mad Hatter
And of course...