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Woodface

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

an incredibly good looking brilliant man. ..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

an incredibly good looking brilliant woman. ....or a dozen of them. In fact... a lost tribe of scantily clad, incredibly good looking brilliant women who have foretold the coming of me for generations and have representations of me in effigy all over their immaculately clean jungle village....with no other guys.... I would also like to meet a Sleestak.

My Blog

Reflections on my life as a biker

The title of this blog is as tongue-in-cheek as it can possibly be, of course...I am not a biker. I have no more aspiration to BE a biker than I do of someday living in a trailer park or being addicte...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Oct 2009 15:13:00 GMT

Cars

I am SO not a car person.I know I am in the TINY minority in this... some care less than others... but few care as little as me about cars. I cant recognize one model from another unless it is somethi...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Feb 2009 14:23:00 GMT

Dinner FAIL

If you would believe it... I was actually a cook in a 4-star restaurant once. It was in Yellowstone National park wayyy back the summer of '88... that was the summer it burned, you know... I had start...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jan 2009 16:01:00 GMT

Common Sense 101: Anti-Logic

Common Sense 101Chapter 1: Anti-logic - In which Steve discusses the individual evolution of critical thought and outlines the potential pitfalls that threaten to swallow the careless.When we are born...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jan 2009 07:52:00 GMT

To my loverly friends of Myspace...

OK guys... some of you e-mail me via Myspace primarily. This is perfectly OK... I check it every day pretty much. BUT... due to the amount of bandwidth that is getting used up by the lab.. we are...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Dec 2008 10:21:00 GMT

Question about "Black Friday"

Forgive me for my retail ignorance.I am "that guy". ...The one that looks down at his shirt one day and realizes that he has had it for nine years... which means there is a distinct possibility that i...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Dec 2008 13:24:00 GMT

Time Of Death: Oct. 3, 2008

this was just too perfectly written to not repost... (from the American Thinker)I couldnt have said it better... Amen brother. Time to start cleaning house. Thank you for your service to the country M...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Nov 2008 03:10:00 GMT

For the love of all that is holy...

Those of you who just think that capitalism is the worst thing ever should find some small solace in the fact that so many people are completely inept at it.Seriously. Case in point. I am at my local ...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 15:04:00 GMT

imminent return...

For those of you clamoring for my return to blogdom... soon... I was on hiatus for a couple of months... but the hiatus has been officially over for a month now... I have just been too busy to find th...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Aug 2008 22:51:00 GMT

Blowing the whistle

David Evans was a consultant to the "Australian Greenhouse Office" from 1999 to 2005. He is a former global warming alarmist; however, he is also a scientist who goes where the evidence leads him. In ...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 08:04:00 GMT