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About Me

I can't tell what is going on most of the time. As far as I know, I go to work where people say things. I think I am meant to say things in return. And sometimes, I think I am even meant to do things. What I am to do or say is an entirely consuming issue. This much has been discovered through tedious trial and error. I am still working on the details. Please bare with me if I do not do or say what I am meant to do or say when I am meant to do or say it.

Outside of work I find that people have similar requirements of me, however, the promptings to which I am expected to respond are generally more enjoyable to accommodate. Although I am still relatively unsure of my surroundings, I often find that most of my surrounders are as well. I shall continue to document my findings in this strange and elaborate place.

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My Interests

Jesus, writing, kung-fu, wrestling, singing, dancing, drinking, laughing, being on a stage, music, movies (making and watching), spontaneity, vaguety, exploring, excitement, unpredictablilty, the rush, adventuring, people

I'd like to meet:

The concocter of this most confusing reality.
I would also accept any of my fellow and equally confused concoctions.
Except Ohio...no one likes you, Ohio. Look what little you did with Toledo: a zoo. Big Deal.

Music:

There are hundreds, so I shall narrow it down to the big three: Cat Stevens, Iron and Wine, the Decemberists

Movies:

There are thousands, so I shall narrow it down to the big sixty: Any film by the Marx Brothers, Casablanca, Fiddler on the Roof, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Harvey, The Muppet Movie, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, Doctor Stangelove or How I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb, Punch Drunk Love, Silverado, The Great Escape, Donnie Darko, The Maginificant Seven, Sneakers, You can't take it with you, The Royal Tannenbaums, The Sting, A Goofy Movie, Dragons Forever, Chariots of Fire, The Big Sleep, Holiday, any Star Wars or Indiana Jones movie that's not The Temple of Doom or Episodes I II or II, Rocky (all but V...and maybe II), Rebel Without a Cause, The Big Lebowski, A Chinese Odyssey Part I Pandora's Cinderella, Equilibrium, Shaun of the Dead, Ong Bak, Rushmore, Oh brother where art thou, Scotland PA, Yojimbo, Wet hot American Summer, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, The Big Sleep, the Science of Sleep, Hot Fuzz, El Laberinto del Fauno, Shichinin no Samurai, I heart Huckabees, Little Miss Sunshine

Television:

Mystery Science Theater 3000, Who's line is it anyways, The Family Guy, The A-Team, The Office, Blackadder, Curb your enthusiasm, thats about it since television marks the death of quality entertainment... outside of the wonderful, wonderful shows I just mentioned.

Books:

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Restuarant at the end of the Galaxy, So long and thanks for all the fish, Mostly Harmless, Life the Universe and Everything, Gates of Fire, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, The Hobbit, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, The Long Dark Tea Time of the Soul, Oh. the places you'll go!, This Present Darkness, The voyage of the Dawn Treader, The Silver Chair, Breakfast of Champions, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Heroes:

My Blog

Means to Offend

Sometimeslate at nightI conduct experiments to sate my hunger. I take them upmeticulouslycautiouslyone by oneand break their small bodies in two. Then I suck their insides ...
Posted by Doy the Great on Thu, 29 May 2008 04:10:00 PST

Life may change on Okinawa: Part Two

My search led me to a seedy liquor store inhabited by a cockeyed man whose good eye followed me around the shop. At least, I think it was...
Posted by Doy the Great on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 07:53:00 PST

Life may change on Okinawa

To all those who love me, I am writing to you tonight because I have made a discovery. Actually, one of my Marines has made a discovery and told me about it. By the time you are r...
Posted by Doy the Great on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 07:07:00 PST

cursed blessing blessed curse

A brand new place. The Philippines. An enchanting mixture of beauty and poverty. I am repeatedly shuttled between the polar opposites that seem to symbolize this country perfectly.&n...
Posted by Doy the Great on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 02:40:00 PST

Typhoonical Adventures

Although this happened a little while ago, back in July I think, it needs to be written as the story of my life must be organized, chronicled, and classified (three lost causes in m...
Posted by Doy the Great on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 02:00:00 PST

The things I hate about Okinawa. By Doy Demsick

Now, it must first be said that I loves me some Okinawa, pero there are things I like less then others&there are things that I like less then other things even if I experience them early in the mornin...
Posted by Doy the Great on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 03:06:00 PST

Another drunk, sweaty local.

Another night alone. My friends all bailed, but that didn't bother me. I went out anyway. I found a small bar in my neighborhood that no American knows about. I sat at the bar ...
Posted by Doy the Great on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 09:41:00 PST

The Hypocrite

Regret and bitter regret Give me death or give me life But give it to me quickly for I'm drowning in between Where will I be when my friend needs me? Behind him With a knife Hurt and sweet hur...
Posted by Doy the Great on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 05:18:00 PST

Pass the tense, please.

I remember when I told you it was over. You cried and told me you were trying to change. I wanted to hold you then. No...I want to hold you then&right now. I want to hold the t...
Posted by Doy the Great on Thu, 24 May 2007 06:27:00 PST

The Distracted Story or how I learned to change the subject.

Wrapped in the warmth of a secret, a man walks down a hidden street surrounded by hidden people. Here, the sun does not shine. The wind does not blow. Here, the rain searches and can...
Posted by Doy the Great on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 07:16:00 PST