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A.M. LUMBER!!

I AM A SEMI-PRO RACE CAR DRIVER AND A AMATUER TATTOO ARTIST.

About Me

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My Interests

GOLF,SOFTBALL(BEFORE MY INJURY), MUSIC,SINGING, FISHING, HUNTING, AND ANYTHING ELSE I FEEL LIKE DOING AT THAT TIME

I'd like to meet:

Music Video: IF EVERYONE CARED (by Nickelback)

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Music:

"Rockstar"I'm through with standing in line To clubs we'll never get in It's like the bottom of the ninth And I'm never gonna win This life hasn't turned out Quite the way I want it to be(Tell me what you want)I want a brand new house On an episode of Cribs And a bathroom I can play baseball in And a king size tub big enough For ten plus me(So what you need?)I'll need a credit card that's got no limit And a big black jet with a bedroom in it Gonna join the mile high club At thirty-seven thousand feet(Been there, done that)I want a new tour bus full of old guitars My own star on Hollywood Boulevard Somewhere between Cher and James Dean is fine for me(So how you gonna do it?)I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame I'd even cut my hair and change my name[Chorus:] 'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat And we'll hang out in the coolest bars In the VIP with the movie stars Every good gold digger's Gonna wind up there Every Playboy bunny With her bleach blond hairHey hey I wanna be a rockstar Hey hey I wanna be a rockstarI wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes Sign a couple autographs So I can eat my meals for free (I'll have the quesadilla, uh huh) I think I'm gonna dress my ass With the latest fashion Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion Gonna date a centerfold that loves to Blow my money for me (So how you gonna do it?) I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame I'd even cut my hair and change my name[Chorus]And we'll hide out in the private rooms With the latest dictionary and today's who's who They'll get you anything with that evil smile Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dialHey hey I wanna be a rockstar Hey hey I wanna be a rockstarI'm gonna sing those songs That offend the censors Gonna pop my pills from a pez dispenserI'll get washed-up singers writing all my songs Lip sync em every night so I don't get 'em wrong[Chorus]And we'll hide out in the private rooms With the latest dictionary and today's who's who They'll get you anything with that evil smile Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dialHey hey I wanna be a rockstar Hey hey I wanna be a rockstar

Movies:

PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING

Television:

HUNTING AND FISHING SHOWS. CMT. ESPN. THE USUAL GUY SHIT.

Books:

PLAYBOY-50 YEARS OF PICTURES!!

Heroes:

MY DAD AND MY GRANDFATHERS, ALONG WITH EVERY PERSON WHO HAS SERVED THIS COUNTRY IN ANY BRANCH OF THE MILITARY. GOD BLESS YOU ALL AND THANK YOU.ALSO MY KIDS. ANYBODY WHO CAN START AS MUCH SHIT AS THEY DO AND STILL BE SO CUTE HAS TO GET SOME RESPECT.

My Blog

4 KEYS TO A PERFECT MARRIAGE

1. YOU MUST FIND A WOMAN WHO CAN COOK WELL.   2. YOU MUST FIND A WOMAN WHO HAS A SHITLOAD OF MONEY.   3.  YOU MUST FIND A WOMAN WHO LOVES SEX.   4.  FINALLY, AND MOST IMPORTAN...
Posted by A.M. LUMBER!! on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 01:04:00 PST

SAD BUT TRUE

CAUTION  May be politically incorrect:     A Mexican drinks his beer and  suddenly throws his glass in the&nb sp;air, pu...
Posted by A.M. LUMBER!! on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 10:52:00 PST