Baby Brother

A Few Quotes from the Genius Chuck Palahniuk:1.)My life may be little and boring, but at least its mine--not some assembly line, secondhanded,hand-me-down life.2.)The future you have tomorrow won't be the future you had yesterday.3.)It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything.4.)This is why I loved the support groups so much. If people thought you were dying, they gave you their full attention. If this might be the last time they saw you, they really saw you… People listened instead of just waiting for their turn to speak. And when they spoke, they weren’t telling you a story. When the two of you talked, you were building something, and afterward you were both different than before.5.)Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.6.)You know that saying about how you always kill the one you love? It works both ways.7.)Your heart is my pinata.8.)The one you love and the one who loves you are never, ever the same person.9.)And married people always think love is the answer.10.)Today is the kind of day where the sun only comes up to humilate you.11.)Reality means you live until you die...the real truth is nobody wants reality12.)The only difference between martyrdom and suicide really is press coverage.13.)Everybody thinks their whole life should be at least as much fun as masturbation14.)What we call chaos is just patterns we haven't recognized yet.15.)The only thing I know is everything you love will die. The first time you meet that someone special, you can count on them one day being dead and in the ground.16.)The joke is, we all have the same punch line.17.)Nothing is ever as good as you can imagine it18.)Just keep asking yourself: 'What would Jesus NOT do?'19.)Art never comes from happiness.20.)Until you find something to fight for, you settle for something to fight against.21.)I think that I shall never see a poem as lovely as a hot-gushing, butt-cramping, gut-hosing orgasm.22.)Maybe we don't go to hell for the things we do, maybe we go to hell for the things we don't do.23.)We are all haunted and haunting.24.)The only biodeversity we're going to have left is Coke versus Pepsi.25.)After long enough, everyone in the world will become your enemy.26.)Leonardo's Mona Lisa is just a thousand smears of paint. Michelangelo's David is just a million hits with a hammer. We're all of us a million bits put together the right way.27.)A couple drinks. A couple aspirin. Repeat.28.)Just for the record, she still loves you. She wouldn't bother to torture you if she didn't.29.)You can't unfuck a kid. Once you fuck a kid, you can't get that genie back in the bottle.30.)If you don't work, you don't sleep. Day and night, you're half awake, bored.31.)You can spend your whole life building a wall of facts between you and anything real.32.)If you love something set it free...but don't be surprised when it comes back with herpes.33.)This is just what human beings do--turn objects into people, people into objects.