Graduated from Cal Poly SLO in '04. Living in El Segundo, working and coaching baseball.
** Top 25 Reasons To Date A Baseball Player...**
1) We Have Great Hands.
2) We Are Used To Scoring No Matter What Base We Are On.
3) We Have Tremendous Endurance.
4) We Always Use A Glove.
5) We Dont Stop Until The Job Is Done, And There Are Always Extra Innings.
6) We Have The BIGGEST Sticks.
7) We Make Sure We Touch Every Base.
8) We Dont Mind Diving Face First Into Things.
9) We Take The Extra Base If We Can Get It.
10) We Slide Into Home Really Hard.
11) We Have Great Range.
12) We Know All The Signs (Once You Tell Us What They Are).
13) We Use Protection All The Time.
14) We Practice Until Perfect.
15) We Dont Cheat.
16) We Know The Best Positions.
17) We Are Good At Hitting Our Spots (Wink, Wink).
18) We Can Switch Hit.
19) We Dont Touch Any Of Our Friends Bats.
20) We Are Just The Tightest, We Are P.I.M.P.S!
21) We Get Screamed At When We Hit The Wrong Spot.
22) We Will Do Anything To Get To Round all Of The Bases.
23) We Can Either Hit It Hard Or Soft.
24) We Get Asked To Play More If We Do/Play It Good.
25) We Practice All The Time!
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Why Gundo Kicks Ass
Why Gundo kicks as is easy to say
We like to party everyday
We drink beer and not many can hang
Blue and gold are the colors we bang
A variety of people is something we don't need
We have a stoner crew to smoke the weed
And our tweeker kids that stay up all night
Or the booze hounds always ready to fight
The Office, The Tavern and The Pipeline
Chill with George Brett at Stick 'n' Stein
And when you're done you can just walk
After all it's only a block
Baseball gives our town pride and joys
Like Bruce's ham & cheese from our Dough Boy's
Taking in the view of LAX is neato
We enjoy it with a Fantasic burrito
But El Tarasco started right here
LA's number one salsa every year
You can call three two two MR. ED
For Dominoe's pizza before you go bed
And when it's late you can drink in the dark
There's always room at Washington Park
When it's 4am and the end of beer pong
Subway is open all night long
So don't drive in if you're not from here
Our you'll see sirens in your rearview mirror
Because our cops will not let you pass
And that is why Gundo kicks ass
