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The Lombardi Slap

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About Me

There are some things in life you never think you'll see. For instance, a priest playing beirut in my basement, partnered up with a kid who looks like he's 12, and blessing cups and talking shit the whole time. Comedic value: priceless. Or, a row of 35 portajohns, and people attempting to run from end to end...on their roofs....with hundreds of drunkards winging beers at them. Intoxication value: priceless.Quote best describing me? Let's give this one a shot... "I love argument, I love debate. I don't expect anyone just to sit there and agree with me, that's not their job." - Margaret Thatcher Layout by NetNax

My Interests

i have a penchant for being places i shouldn't. And, because it's baseball season....i watch every inning of phillies baseball that is humanly possible.

I'd like to meet:

Juan Mann

Movies:

The girl i marry some day must enjoy / appreciate / understand Pulp Fiction. Absolute requirement. I'm a movie nut, so i've really seen them all. If you have a rec for me, by all means, i'm interested.

Television:

ATHF, family guy, futurama, mythbusters, man vs. wild, survivorman, deadliest catch, sportscenter, heroes, the black donnellys

Books:

Books of the moment: How soccer explains the world by Franklin Foer (not a sports book)and Lisey's Story by Stephen King, Shalimar the Clown by Salman Rushdie, and The Sirens of Baghdad by Yasmina Khadra

Heroes:

Claire Bennett? hrmm...i'm not sure that's what they mean