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Jared The Green

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About Me

"The world is a wonderfully weird place, consensual reality is significantly flawed, no institution can be trusted, certainty is a mirage, security a delusion, and the tyranny of the dull mind forever threatens -- but our lives are not as limited as we think they are, all things are possible, laughter is holier than piety, freedom is sweeter than fame, and in the end it's love and love alone that really matters." -Tom Robbins

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My Blog

Mix 59 Charicatures

Jessica and MaxArt ClassWalking with an armyT Shirts invadeTruckGrassHaul AssOver the fencesFellow Soldier FollowingLarge oval poolCatches UpI yell and advise not to be caughtCan't be seenOver the rod...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Feb 2009 20:47:00 GMT

Max 95 Characters

There's a cloud that's crammed inside my headLetting off steamOr is it all an illusionSometimes I feel like I don't feel at allFoggy eyesWho's driving this thing?Is it realOr just a dreamThese days I ...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Feb 2009 20:32:00 GMT

Scary Dairy Birds

Big silly geeseStruggling for the big stinky cheeseNevermind the flowers, the fruit, the clouds or the seasJust give me that moldy milkThat delicious roast beastA wooden boxStitched together with chem...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Feb 2009 22:04:00 GMT

A Weird Emergency

I've got rainbows in my pockets. Snails in my eyes. Words fill my sight, colours fill my mind. I cried watching those cows. I still think about them now. Down those stairs, in the murkiest bathroom, I...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Feb 2009 21:26:00 GMT