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Joel

About Me

I am a guitarist currently residing in Mississippi. I have played on a lot of CD's with a lot of people, but I have a solo album, "Guitarland", available on itunes and msn.music. I also am in the New Orleans Funk band Abstract, with a debut cd "Winning Hand" also available online.I like to wax poetic about the art of manliness. Check out my blog if you don't have anything better to do.Stay Tuned..

My Blog

Food that makes you more regular

What is with all the new food products that are designed to make you "more regular." There is Activia, which is a yogurt, (That itself is disturbing to me) and several others. Now does anyone else see...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 10:13:00 GMT

Libertarian?

Remember the good old days when the Republican party, regardless of other interests, wanted a smaller government that spent money wisely? Remember the good old days when the Democratic party, regardle...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 06:24:00 GMT

What If?

I decided to start a quest to achieve a psycho level of discipline. You know, like a guy who can burn his hand with a lighter, and show no pain. Or resist a krispy kreme doughnut. Then while eating lu...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 14:08:00 GMT

Dear God

Dear God, I had a nice young man try to save me today, and he asked me if I believed in you. My answer took me by surprise, being a buddhist and all, but I said yes. And then I tried to describe you ...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 09:57:00 GMT

Random Thoughts

Abraham Lincoln had a beard. And he had facial hair. My daughter is tough. Yesterday she threw my camcorder in the bath tub, and than said "dus is dhusssh." Not sure what that means, but I think it me...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 09:10:00 GMT

Wayne Gretsky is a dumbass. sorta.

The great Wayne Gretsky once said that you miss one hundred percent of the shots you don't take. True. But sometimes you take a shot and it bounces off the goal post and hits you square in the nuts. I...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 08:14:00 GMT

Message in a Bottle

This message is for someone in particular,and they know how they are. Now, I don't know who that is, but I am writing this on faith. Not the sunday school faith we learned about as little kids, but a ...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 10:42:00 GMT

To be the man you have to beat the man ( R rated )

Listen, I dont care what they tell you. You are not living up to your manly potential. How do I know? Well, it's 12:37 am and I am drinking a protein shake. Are you? Also, I hurt. My back, my shoulde...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 00:37:00 GMT

I am Iron Man

Ok, so I took this superhero quiz, and I at first I am stoked, because I am like 80% Iron Man. Results as follows: Your results:You are Iron Man Iron Man   80% Inventor. Businessman. Geni...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 00:32:00 GMT

Why Don't Women Rule the World?

Man, it should be easy. Woman, united by a single, visionary feminine voice, rise up and take over. It would be a bloodless coup. First: They quit picking up after men. Those who can afford male serva...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 15:59:00 GMT