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slow ya roll bra

About Me

my name is Brett/Bretticus Maximus. im from indiana. i drive a stolen horse and buggy. im confident and laidback

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

the police, samuel l jackson, will ferrell..

Heroes:

Courtney Bryant is my hero! she apparently has cancer, so feel free to make jokes!jp you should love her instead