the fetuses are a purposely tasteless, sloppy, abortion-loving band with absolutely nothing to offer any music community except fun, cheap laughs, and the simplest songs you could imagine. songs about our friends, fidel castro, ex-girlfriends, pro-life people, sceneyboppers, and hopeless crushes are what we do best, played at breakneck speed with incomprehensible vocals shrieked to the delight of anyone daring enough to be a fan. the fetuses have fun, at the expense of respectable people.
"id much rather see a huge fetus concert than hang out w/ rich kids from irondequoit." - corey checho
"woah woah woah woah HOLY SHIT!!!!!!! thats like...amazing i mean damn its like i cant explain its amazing" - pat ormsby
"we love you too, fetuses." - This Is A Stick Up!
"the vocals are horrible!!!" - We Are Normal
"listening to you guys is like getting fucked by an elephant in a snowstorm" - aaron landcastle
