C.D.

A little about me, I like going to far away lands- meeting new people and killing them, the criminal mind, finding new levels of intoxication that border on human death, hot soccer moms, helper monkeys that bring people sandwiches and watch movies with them, and trying to find inventive ways for my dog to not shit on my carpet till he was stolen away in the night, I'll miss you buddy. I also enjoy the occasional Karate match. I would just like to thank God, my parents, and........wait... sorry, wrong fuckin script, dammit Sharon! Where the hell is my robe? Yeah anyway i have a motorcycle and a GMC truck, but contrary to popular beliefs prostitutes do give you a discount for a nice ride! MOM! Wheres the meatloaf??? Holy SHIT, bats are in my room, im gonna kill that pesky prankster. Bats! Hey chief hand me that shotgun this could get ugly....... I drink in moderation and by moderation i mean the imaginary place that exists where ever i am. I would also rather nurse a beer than a baby. My give a damn pretty much stays broken, but i like to think that I put the cute in "execute". The surgeon general released an official statement warning that Im not recommended for women who are nursing, pregnant, or who may become pregnant. Thats why thousands of my potential children died on your daughters face last night. We should all do our part to support the fine arts and shoot a rapper. Im not a full blooded jew but some say im JEW-ish. I only support gay marriage if both chicks are smokin. Remember to thank a soldier or a marine by giving them a hummer, and by a hummer I dont mean a truck and remember you cant have manslaughter without laughter.