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.In 1999, He wrote and published The Biggest Secret: The Book that Will Change the World, in which he identified the extraterrestrial Prison Warders as Yes My Ninjas? from the constellation Draco. They walk erect and appear to be human, living not only on the planets they come from, but also in caverns and tunnels under the earth. They have cross-bred with humans, which has created "hybrids" who are "possessed" by the full-blooded Yes My Ninjas? The hybrid DNA allows them to change from Yes My Ninjas? to human form if they consume human blood.According to Him, the Yes My Ninjas? group includes many prominent people and practically every world leader from Britain's late Queen Mother to George H.W. Bush, Hillary Clinton, Harold Wilson, and Tony Blair. These people are either themselves Yes My NInjas? or work for the Yes My Ninjas? as what He calls slave-like victims of multiple personality disorder: "The Rothschilds, Rockefellers, the British royal family, and the ruling political and economic families of the U.S. and the rest of the world come from these SAME bloodlines. It is not because of snobbery, it is to hold as best they can a genetic structure — the Yes My Ninjas?-mammalian DNA combination which allows them to 'shape-shift'."He states that most organized religions, especially Judaism, Christianity, and Islam, are creations designed to divide and conquer the human race through endless conflicts. In a similar vein, He believes social, racial and ethnic divisions are an illusion promoted by Yes My Ninjas?, and that this fuels the Yes My Ninjas? agenda.

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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 02/11/2005
Band Website: http://www.lemonparty.org/
Band Members:

The Brown Lazer - like kissing a hairy fish.

Nosferatu - Reseaching a book near you.....

The Gay shade-... Boggle eyes........

VJ Thrombosis - wanted for armed throbbery.
Influences: The Beach Boys, Jethro Tull, Kraftwerk, Aphex Twin, Rush, Genesis, Sci-fi, Fudge Tunnel, Peter Gabriel, Ministry, Devo, Dean Martin, Sparks, Tool, Pere Ubu, Melvins, Mouse On Mars, Neurosis, Brazzaville, Craig David, Tom Waits, Hank Williams 3rd, Slayer, Holst, trad folk music, etc etc etc....
Sounds Like: If your ears were vaginas, Yes My Ninjas? are a noise penis.
Record Label: Holier Than Thou/ONC /Phat Phidelity
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Interview in Left Lion

You can find out all you need to know about your favourite band here... http://www.leftlion.co.uk/articles.cfm/id/1997 ....assuming that your favourite band is Yes My Ninjas? which it more than certai...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 11:18:00 GMT

Upcoming goodness.

      We at Yes My Ninjas? are thrilled to inform you that we are poised to unleash two (count them) C.D E.Ps upon an unsuspecting world, through two (again, count them) separ...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 18:12:00 GMT

BABYLON 5

BABYLON 5 IS FUCKING SHIT!
Posted by on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 13:29:00 GMT