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What do you want know about me? I like to take warm showers. I walk on a tight rope in the circus. Like to jump off cliffs. Can jump up and down on one foot. Able to see out the the window easily. Once took a knife to my pillow. I ran down the street the other day.

-Random shit to do when your bored.- Climb a hill... Fly a kite.... Wash your feet... Dig a hole... Take a shade off a lamp... Spray paint the Number 6 on a wall... Eat Vix Vapor Rub... Climb in the Washer Machine... Carve your own tooth picks.... Play with the blow dryer.... Eat more Vapor Rub... Take the DVD or VCR apart... Put Elmer's Glue on your hands... Turn the TV upside down.. Talk to the Mailman... Go out the front door, come in the back door.... Go out a window, come in the front door... Turn a Friend upside down... Eat the Elmer's Glue off your hands... Clean the wax out your ears... Play pick up sticks w/ toothpicks... Jump up and down on one foot... Clean out the tip on a can of hairspay... Pretend your the Long Distance Sales Person and call random people... Turn all the lights in the house on.... Make a sock puppet.... Try to climb in the washer machine... Repaint the yellow lines in the street....-What do I think of MySpace layouts?- THEY SUCK!Things I hate about them: 1.Can't use Java Script. 2.Can't use imagemaps.(you can now) 3.Can't design your own page from scratch. 4.Force people to use dumb generators.(only if your lazy) 5.Force to look at ugly pages that those generators create. 6.People who put so much shit on their pages. 7.People who put Video and Sound on their pages more than once. 8.Pages with too much damn glitter. 9.People with 10,000 pics on their page. 10.People with 50 quizzes and surveys. There dumb and don't have time to read or fill those nasty things out. 11.Pages that rain words.End of Rant....

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My Blogs....

What do they mean? *A brick* - It was a little hot at the time. "The Coffee Table" - Broke my mom's coffee table, a little drunk at the time. Don't remember it but my head was in pain t...
Posted by Gerard187" on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 09:37:00 PST

Damn Cats!!!

They take a dump and it stinks!!!
Posted by Gerard187" on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 11:07:00 PST

Fly to.....

Sometime I just feel like flying to the top of something.......
Posted by Gerard187" on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 11:04:00 PST

"The Tree"

Just dig the damn tree out of the ground!
Posted by Gerard187" on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 04:43:00 PST

"Vines"

Where did those vines come from under my house?
Posted by Gerard187" on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 11:45:00 PST

"The Coffee Table"

Damn coffee table got in the way! Now it is broke. It was not bad enough it was burnt already....
Posted by Gerard187" on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 12:39:00 PST

*A Brick*

If you have a brick with an egg on it, what do you have?
Posted by Gerard187" on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 11:41:00 PST