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Mike

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About Me



Hey im mike, I surf, swim, play waterpolo, and lacrosee. I like to hang out with my friends alot and am kinda know for doing the dumb shit and usually getting caught while doing it.... Im first generation American and i speak both english and russian fluently. I love to travel and see diffrent places as much as possible. I practice with Cypress College Swim and Waterpolo. I pritty much just love to have a good time and have fun. If u wanna talk or get to know me better feel free to msg me on aim my sn is antiidrugg

My Interests

hanging out my friends cuz they are FUCKING AWESOME!
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I'd like to meet:

anybody who wants to have a spectacular time...Take the quiz: "What Specific Sport Are You?"

Water Polo
YOU ARE WATER POLO! You are the most KICKASS Player of ANY sport! football players ENVY your FIT and LEAN body, and your as tough as a brick! you KICK ASS!!

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Music:

Jeff Dunham; Achmed's "Jingle Bombs"
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Movies:

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Television:


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Books:

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Heroes:

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My Blog

20 reasons why to date a male waterpolo player

20 Reasons to Date a Male Water polo player 1.We handle our balls really well 2.We love to do it in the pool 3.We penetrate deep when we drive 4.we practice for three hours twice a day 5.w...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Top 10 Dirty Thanksgiving sayings

Top 10 Things That Sound Dirty at Thanksgiving But Aren't... 10. "Talk about a huge breast!" 9. "It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?" 8. "Don't play with your meat." 7. "Just s...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

10 Things not to say to a Cop

10. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. 9. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 8.Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 7. I thought you had t...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST