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About Me

I live in santa cruz and Im 26 years old.I am currently employed as a bartender and am capible of mixing great drinks. I have done a significant ammount of international travel to some pretty cool places,and feel that those types of activities are healthy for anyone.some people say that im sarcastic. That may be true, but im only sarcastic to those who deserve it. I like to see my sarcasm as a public service to the selected lucky individuals who ask painfully obvious, incoherent questions, and then demand answers. They may get frusturated with my sarcastic response, but hopefully recognize that my sarcasm will teach them a lesson to not ask stupid questions in the future. This prevents them from further embarassment in important situations like job interviews and first dates, etc.... Who knows how many people I have helped get back on the right track. Hundreds?

My Interests

(living life),food,cooking, eating, riding high powered motor scooters(cr 250), golf, ,camping,drinking,BBQ,minibikes, flipping coins for dolars, swimming pools, hot tubs, firearms, women, houseboat trips. chess, traveling, bartending, telling jokes, comedians, snowboarding, tubing on the lake drunk as hell,then rag dolling across the water, cliff jumps, X-games shit on dirtbikes. eating out at fancy reataurants. Drinking beer in the morning to cure a hang over, sunsets, Ok i have llisted enough

I'd like to meet:

people that share the same characteristcs: the love for having a good time. whatever that is,poker,jokes,drinking,golf,gambling,whatever puts a smile on your face and makes you laugh until you get the abs exercize of your life. life is a gamble no matter how you look at it. our everyday lives are a gamble. from when you get out of bed, to driving your car, to foggy drunk nights and wild sexual experences. get it?if you dont understand that simple concept, you should hit the cuts.

Music:

everything except shitty twangy new age country music. I like it all. I dont want to sit here and list off shit for ever

Movies:

comedy mostly. action is good. The types of movies i dont like are the depressing ones. Who the fuck wants to get depressed? or movies like the titanic. What the fuck? We all know the fucking boat is going to sink! whats wrong with people? Or that movie "Alive"? who the fuck wants to see people slowly dying and struggling, and then eventully eating eachother to surivive? thats fucked up. I think one of my favorites is office space. You cant fuck with that movie. or gangster movies.

Heroes:

Andrew Dice Clay. He is the best comic alive