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About Me

I recently started a new company called See Halt. A lucrative venture that will attempt to put lazy eyes back to work. We are already realizing huge first quarter gains, and I soon hope to be a hundredaire! Long gone are the tireless days of animal juggling and midget farming. Hello clean underwear and uncanned pork!
You scored as Stewie Griffin. Congradulations you are Stewie. One of the best characters on the show and the crowd favorite. Because you are stewie you prob are one evil sick bastard.

Stewie Griffin


100%

Joe


63%

Glenn Quagmire


50%

Chris Griffin


50%

Lois Griffin


38%

Brian Griffin


25%

Peter Griffin


13%

Meg Griffin


0%

Cleveland Brown


0%
Find out what Family Guy character you are. (pics included)
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Which Princess Bride Character are You?
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Your Seduction Style: The Natural
You don't really try to seduce people... it just seems to happen.
Fun loving and free spirited, you bring out the inner child in people.
You are spontaneous, sincere, and unpretentious - a hard combo to find!
People drop their guard around you, and find themselves falling fast.
You Have A Type A- Personality
A- You are one of the most balanced people around Motivated and focused, you are good at getting what you want You rule at success, but success doesn't rule you.When it's playtime, you really know how to kick back Whether it's hanging out with friends or doing something you love! You live life to the fullest - encorporating the best of both worlds Do You Have a Type A Personality?

I'd like to meet:

Someone with really big ears, I mean like damn you got some big ears!

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Music:

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You scored as You have the Gift of Wisdom. You have had the gift of Wisdom bestoyed upon you. You know how things work, and usually don't know where your knowledge comes from. The same applies to other things that you "just know". People come to you for advice because you are almost always right. Have patience with yourself and don't over do everything.

You have the Gift of Wisdom


94%

You have the Gift of Discernment


63%

You have the Gift of Empathy


56%

You have the Gift of a Seer


50%

You sadly do not recognize your gift yet


25%

You have the Gift of Perception/Aura Vision


19%
What is your gift?(PICS)
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF
Name: Jerry
Birthday: Aug. 5th 1979
Eye Color: Tasty Brown
Hair Color: Regular Brown
Height: 6 foot nothing
Right Handed or Left Handed: right, but sometimes I switch hit ;)
Your Heritage: Polish, German, Czech and a couple more
The Shoes You Wore Today: Timberland Boots
Your Perfect Pizza: Al's sausage and mushroom
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: end world hunger and peace, by killing all the starving people
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: You're a handsome, handsome fellow
Thoughts First Waking Up: Is it day or night?
Your Bedtime: Whenever you want
Pepsi or Coke: not into soda or drugs
MacDonalds or Burger King: I'd rather eat the fat off some lazy chick's back
Single or Group Dates: Depends on availability
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: What a stupid question
Chocolate or Vanilla: neopolitan
Cappuccino or Coffee: hot cocoa
Do you Smoke: only when I'm on fire
Do you Swear: only when I'm not on fire
Do you Sing: horribly often
Have you Been in Love: I fell once but got back up
Do you want to go to College: Maybe on a Friday night
Do you belive in yourself: No, but I can spell believe
Do you get Motion Sickness: When I sit really still
Do you think you are Attractive: no, handsome fellow is more accurate
Do you get along with your Parents: I'm their favorite
Do you like Thunderstorms: When it's raining
Do you play an Instrument: I quit school because of recess, I don't play
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I don't think so
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No I buy cheap cologne online
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no just a box
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, I cook my fish
Ever been Beaten up: No Dad, I'll take out the garbage
Ever Shoplifted: I stole a surveillance camera
How do you want to Die: In a pretzel eating contest to end world hunger
What country would you most like to Visit: Blue
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: clear
Favourite Hair Color: long
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: long
Weight: clear
Best Clothing Style: clear
FAVORITES
[Color] blue
[Animal] lion
[Drinks] water
[Soda] red
[Flower] something edible
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] with kool-aid
[Twirl your hair?] not lately
[Have tattoos?] I have a tattoo of a tatto shop and if you look closely you can see me in there getting a tattoo of a tattoo shop
[Have Piercings?] I'm more likely to stab others then to get stabbed
[Like roller coasters?] I prefer drink coasters
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] yes, home
[Want more piercings?] Maybe a tongue, or someone with one already
[Write in cursive or print?] print and sand-script
[Know how to drive?] Offroad
[Own a cell phone?] I rent, but someday...
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] Of course
[Considered a life of crime?] considered?
[Held a gun?] Of couse
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] The finest birthday suit in the land
[Current mood] blissfully angry
[Current taste] yummy
[What you currently smell like] a real man
[Current hair] yes
[Current thing I ought to be doing] take a guess
[Current cd in stereo] Dead milkmen
[Last movie you saw] The Little Mermaid, unrated
[Last thing you ate] It's up there by "what I ought to be doing"
[Last person you talked to on the phone] my gay boss
[Do drugs?] Say no to drugs kids, or you'll start asking the same questions over and over
[Believe there is life on other planets?] sure
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] Yes, I work nights
[Bitch/Asshole] both
[sarcastic] never
[Angel] always
[Shy] I never speak
[Talkative] I never shut up
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It's 12:30am sunday night, monday morning. You see a large mean looking Pollock walking down the street in shorts, tank top, and flip flops. In one hand a plastic bag and rollerblades, the other a lar...
Posted by Mucho MasMacho on Mon, 29 May 2006 11:29:00 PST