New Rules - Things Im Sick Of |
No More Drug Company Commercials - Do you have restless leg syndrome? Need to lose weight? Can't get a boner? Well, if you walk and exercise instead of taking the landcruiser two blocks to the conveni...
Posted by on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 22:06:00 GMT |
Our Really, Really Fake News for May, 2008! |
Yes, the news is mostly fake sprinkled with some truth. If you believe our news is real, get off the drugs!Oprah Joins Scientology!--------------------------Oprah, the person who ruined life like Dr. ...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 01:52:00 GMT |
Fake News: Couric, Hillary Clinton, Obama, The Pope! |
Yes, the news is mostly fake sprinkled with some truth. If you believe our news is real, get off the drugs!The Pope Comes to America!!!--------------------------------News organizations covered the Po...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 10:49:00 GMT |
J.K. Rowling Sues over Harry Potter Lexicon! |
Yes, the news is mostly fake sprinkled with some truth. If you believe our news is real, get off the drugs!J.K. Rowling Sues over Harry Potter Lexicon!-------------------------------------------------...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 18:50:00 GMT |
Our NEW RULES! Making Fun of Everyone! |
Our NEW RULES! Making Fun of Everyone!New Rule - They have to rename The View "Three Commie B@tches & a Hot Republican Chick". If Hillary is on, make that "Four Commie @tches & a Hot Republica...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 19:56:00 GMT |
Jennifer’s NEW RULES! |
New Rule - Democrats have to decide on a nominee instead of flip-flopping on the issue. Everytime superdelegates consider a nominee, they get incontinence--pee their pants. Al Gore is so uncommitted h...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 02:36:00 GMT |
Sen. Larry "Airport" Craig will Not Run Again |
His office released a statement:"Due to Senator Larry Craig scoping out bathrooms at Amtrak bathroooms, he forgot to file for reelection last Friday. No, he was not seeking anonymous gay sex but was m...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 02:33:00 GMT |
Amercian Idol loves Gay Male Strippers! |
David Hernandez, the gay male stripper, is trying out for Broadway’s "Rent." Hasn’t he been "rented" enough? Playgirl, the girls’ Playboy, said they’d pay David $5,000 to pose ...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 07:50:00 GMT |
Britney Spears Gets an Allowance??? |
Britney Spears, still sprouting in the rear, gets $1,500 a week. Gee, that’s less than Luv Guv Spitzer spends on hookers. Boy, that sucks since she spends that an hour on lawyers. She’s sa...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 07:43:00 GMT |
Spitzer Swallows!!! |
The NY Luv Guv resigned amid a sex scandal with hookers that he spent nearly $15,000 on. Ms. Dupre, his last call girl, said he was okay but previous hookers said, "He was weird." Now, rumors have sur...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 05:17:00 GMT |
