The Legend of xDDDGx began millions of years ago when the aliens rampaged across the galaxy with a gang of space pirates called the Scumdogs of the Universe. Falling out of favor with their Master, xDDDGx was imprisoned on the most remote mudball planet in the galaxy...Earth. After killing off the dinosaurs and inadvertently creating the human species by raping prehistoric apes, xDDDGx began to significantly influence the development of the planet, until drugs and alcohol were introduced to the human species. xDDDGx fought valiantly against the white-trash addictive epidemic but their efforts were cut short when it was decided that xDDDGx should be entombed in Antarctica. Thus, preventing them from cleaning up Earth any further. Several thousand years later xDDDGx were stumbled upon and awakened by, Sleazy P. Martini, a known pimp, pusher and pornographer who accidentally stumbled into xDDDGx's Antarctic tomb and woke them. xDDDGx killed that mother fucker because of his bitch ass name and his pussy cop-out of a lifestyle. xDDDGx is now awake and hungry for blood, they have evolved to fit into todays society and look like very very good looking young men. Now the only way to truly validate your life before death is to join xDDDGx when they come to ravish and bloody your alcoholic and drug addicted town.....just because your a listed "myspace.com friend" doesnt make you part of the crew.. fuck off!