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Chris

You will perish in flames!

About Me

My name is Chris and I live in Seaford on Long Island. I am a produce pro at Pathmark. I'm pretty much useless. If you don't message me, and I don't know you, I'm not going to accept your friend request, I am not interested in accumulating friends.

My Interests

I like to play my guitar, watch tv, hang out, and my favorite pastime...sleep. I am also on a softball team, and we are terrible. I like the NY Yankees and Rangers. I'll go out, but, as most people who know me can agree with, I'm a lazy piece of shit, and I'd rather stay home.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who feels like talking. And Jimmy Page, Jon Lovitz, Christopher Walken, and William Shatner. And Paris Hilton, just so that I can punch her in the face.

Music:

Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, Primus, G'n R, Van Halen (not Van Hagar), Pantera, Metallica, White Zombie, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Mötley Crüe, Weezer, Sublime, Oasis, Beck, The Rolling Stones, The Eagles, Van Morrison, Simon and Garfunkel, The Allman Brothers, 3 Dog Night, Electric Light Orchestra, early Chicago (when they were good, no power ballads), Crosby Stills and Nash, Jimmy Buffett, The Beatles, of course, just to name a few. No emo.

Movies:

Some of my faves: The Godfather Trilogy, The Indiana Jones Trilogy, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, ok, thats about it for Trilogies, Sin City, The Shawshank Redemption, O'Brother, Where art thou?, Office Space, Monty Python (either Holy Grail, or Life of Brian), Pirates of the Caribbean, The Big Lebowski, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Spaceballs (Mel Brooks is awesome), Joe Dirt, The Shining, among many more.

Television:

I love Family Guy. I used to think it was better than the Simpsons, but now I realize that isn't the case. The Critic was great too, although too short-lived. I love Late Night with Conan O'Brian as well. Other than that, I really don't watch a lot of TV. If I do, it's usually a movie or some type of sporting event.

Books:

The only books I have read recently are The Lord of the Rings trilogy, The Da Vinci Code, and Angels and Demons. Other than that, I have a lot of history books. I guess I'm a nerd.

Heroes:

Those 2 old guys who sit in the balcony on The Muppet Show.