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J.W. Hilner

About Me

As far as I'm concerned, if I leave you safe on dry land with adequate transportation home, you've got nothing to complain about.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Rocket scientists and porn stars.

My Blog

En Fuego

6 in a row.  15-6.  I really can't say anymore than that.  Gone to watch cars take left turns. 
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 04:52:00 GMT

I hate Marty Brennaman....

My hectic week has kept me from posting for a few days.  But I am happy to share that we are 10-6 and have 2 more games w/ the god-awful Pirates. Everything is running smooth.  I did come ac...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 06:24:00 GMT

brooms, yes, brooms

Swept the shitty Pirates, and it only took 36 innings.  Seriously, that rules.  But, you should know enough to know I ain't believer yet.  It early and I've seen too much choking.&...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 21:26:00 GMT

4-3,winning is good

First winning record of the year.  There’s no looking back.  We own this shit.  On a side note, a 12 inning win against the Pirates probably does not make you a good team.  B...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 20:09:00 GMT

C’s up, ’stros down

2 out of 3 from the much hated Astros.  Hells yeah.  I kept myself so drunk all weekend, I forgot the season started.  I came out of my Jager haze sometime Sunday, and realized we&rsquo...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 18:04:00 GMT

at last

We won so I’ll stop whining like a litle biotch.  Simple sidenote: Fuk-u dome rules.  I’m just motha’ fukin’ saying.  P.S. Bourbon taste as good after a win as ...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 21:45:00 GMT

that’s much better

So the Cubs lost again.  But at least this time they sucked from start finish and were completely dominated.  None of that "let’s make people think we might comeback and win" shit.&nbs...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:23:00 GMT

opening day....what did i expect?

Cubs lose, Cubs lose.....and in grand loser-ass fashion.  This is going to be a long, long season.  Thank god for alcohol.  And snowcones.  They ease the pain.  Especially whe...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 19:39:00 GMT