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thereser

i'm sorry im coming down with an extreme case of the fuck its a sty

About Me

Well its theresa, terry, t, terrible, trouble, sparky, or maria delores. i've been working in kitchens since i was 16. i love it! went to school in hyde park NY, lived in Cambridge and Vail. Currently back in the hometown in maine trying to figure out what i want to do... I get my MySpace Layouts from MrDoe.com !

My Interests

cooking, tattoos, piercings, live music, hardcore, dancin to 80's music at bubba's or anywhere, the ocean, pirates, dogs, penguins, parrots, new orleans, boston, photography, drawing, fishing, boats, bikes, motorcycles, classic triumphs especially or pimped out choppers, classic cars, 67 mustangs, 57 chevy bel-air, 74 VW thing, 70 chevelle, 4-wheelers, goats, ducks, farm animals in general, walks wit reuban on the beach, flo hot dogs, vintage clothes, old skool vans, vans slides, doc marten's, tube socks, 2 different socks, revive vitamin water, kettle one, jim beam, pbr, bud lite, schlitz, zip up hoodies, skinny jeans, hardware accessories, leather, red hair, sushi, foie gras, pig roasts, bbq, makin burritos, cajun, road trips, stupid souveniers, waterfalls, tourist traps, cigars...and on and on.....

I'd like to meet:

Jack and Meg White... Fuckin Billy Idol, steve is lookin pretty hot too .... Dane Cook ..

Music:

.....THE WHITE STRIPES!, billy idol, ramones, morphine, tom waits, iggy, bowie, tom petty, rob zombie, iron maiden, journey, nirvana, marilyn, powerman 5000, queen of the stone age, system of a down, ozzy, reverend glasseye, rustic overtones, strangefolk, dawn shipley and the sharp shooters, firewater, refused, yeah yeah yeahs, clash, dresden dolls, elliot smith, coldplay, death cab for cutie, sublime, prince, joy division, modest mouse, street dogs, faith no more, gn'r, nsk, tool, slayer, hatebreed, madball, turbonegro, black label society, lacuna coil, old dropkick murphey, de la soul, the streets, soliloquists of sound, johnny cash, she wants revenge, the killers, beck, franz ferdinand, flogging molly, violent femmes, reel big fish, sleater-kinney, nin, deftones, depeche mode, love and rockets, cheap trick, blondie, pat benetar, joan jett, talking heads, doors, janis joplin, regina spektor, frank zappa, lots of 80's, rob gee, hard house, im havin major music mood swings lately, help me jeebus...

Movies:

...coffee and cigarettes, fear and loathing in las vegas, lock stock and 2 smoking barrels, trainspotting, napoleon dynamite, edward scissorhands, rock n'roll high school, reservoir dogs, NBK, pulp fiction, kill bill, snatch, casino, rocky horror picture show, lord of the rings, lil shop of horrors, monty python, zoolander, spaceballs, star wars, army of darkness, kids, true romance, run lola run, under blackpool lights, fight club, boondock saints, where the buffalo roam, the salton sea, nightmare before christmas, last unicorn, wallace and gromit, mirrormask, corpse bride, labyrinth, pan's labyrinth, harry potter, breaking away, breakfast club, back to the future, moulin rouge, chicago, saturday night fever, hudsucker proxy, life less ordinary, the exorcist, house of 1000 corpses, devil's rejects, the ring...i love it all...and if you've never seen clockwork orange i probably won't like u..

Television:

....ATHF, family guy, robot chicken, simpsons, south park, curb you enthusiasim, seinfeld, reno 911, heroes, the office, my name is earl......things 2 rot the brain...and red sox and patriot games...yea we got our world series and now we're a dynasty....

Books:

J.D. Salinger, Hunter Thompson, Roald Dahl, Shel Silverstein, Anne Rice, Steven King, and of course lots of cooking books, kitchen confidential is great

Heroes:

I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Man, you really like Tide" - Mitch Hedberg ~~~ I hate to advocate weird chemicals, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone... but they've always worked for me - Hunter S. Thompson

My Blog

Bad Tattoos...

i'm  sorry its' 3 am and i can not sleep anymore so  im fucking around on the internet lookin at tattoos.  why oh why do such seemingly cool people get such BAD ink?  tramp stamps ...
Posted by thereser on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 12:34:00 PST

Movin out of da fuckin sanf

so im unemployed at the moment.   will be workin at cherie's again soon.  she's remodeled and stuff so it should be ok.  my friend just bought mulligan's in sanf and wants me to ba...
Posted by thereser on Mon, 28 May 2007 08:15:00 PST

APPENDIXLESS

..> they took my appendix out rather abruptdly on friday nite.  now i can't work for a week and i am rather bored.  im not suppossed to do anything but just lie in bed and i think its maki...
Posted by thereser on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 12:37:00 PST

I Much Heart Boston

YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM BOSTON The person driving in front of you is going 70 mph and you are cursing him for going too slow. When ordering a tonic, you mean a Coke...not quinine water. You actually enjo...
Posted by thereser on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 08:44:00 PST

REAL MEN OF GENIUS...

BUDLIGHT PRESENTS: REAL MEN OF GENIUS..."Today we salute you, Mr. MySpace addict. You thought you could just log on once, but little did you know it would consume your life. Joining one pointless g...
Posted by thereser on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 08:02:00 PST

OZZFEST!!

Ozzfest was awesome!!!!   Black label, hatebreed, system, lacuna coil, avenged sevenfold, and of course ozzy, it was all awesome!!   And i ran into the x from boston and relized im...
Posted by thereser on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 06:05:00 PST

WHITE STRIPES!!

Goin to see them.....yes....wednesday nite....boston opera house...second row....sometimes life is great....
Posted by thereser on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 03:14:00 PST

NIN BABY!!!!!

hahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahha..............got my fuckin tix to nin at the fuckin orpheum and im so fuckin excited and its gonna be so fuckin awesome and fuck fuck fuck....yea and the fuckin dresden...
Posted by thereser on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

completely happy?!?! me?!?!

pondering the fact that right now at this very moment i am completely happy...what the fuck? how the hell did this happen?? maybe its because im not hangin out at any damm dive bar every nite of th...
Posted by thereser on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST