Football, Football, and more Football. The Carolina Cubs, throwing footballs, teaching my daughter how to fight like a man. It doesn't take much to make me happy, just spill the blood of a few children under five over my steak and I'm happy.
I hate the Cincinatti Shananagans, they are by far the worst NFL team and back in 1972 they broke my leg on opening day. I hate them so much along with their quarterback who isn't nearly as good as I am, Richard Hunts.
I'd like to meet the owner of the Carolina Cubs since he's dead... I would like to meet Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, my mom, and the man who created the number 72.
I like all types of music. Gangsta Rap, Hippity Hop, Rock, Classic Rock, Metal, Death Metal, R&B, Old Skool, the screams of the dying, and the shouts that the quarterbacks make at the line of scrimmage.
Horror Movies, Comedies... The bitch from the Ring is pretty smoking, I'd bang her... and Adam Sandler is my favorite actor.
Monday Night Football, The Heinz Network... The Dead Baby Show with that guy from full house.
The Heinz Tragedy, Jack the Ripper, Heinz Field Archetecture, Human Anatomy 101... many others.
Anyone that helped me get my start in 1972. I love you all, I'm sorry I killed a few of you.