the guy who looks good and is real nice and stuff profile picture

the guy who looks good and is real nice and stuff

you too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight

About Me

i'm no longer virgin, but i used to be. i have a crystal meth lab, never been to australia, and i'm an excellent jai-lai player

My Interests

music, cloud watching, flying in my dreams, drawing on famous works of art, subsistence farming, grading 8th grade social studies reports..the usual stuff i guess.

I'd like to meet:

people that make candy professionally

Music:

my parents don't let me listen to music

Movies:

airplane, flirting with disaster, real genius, true romance, boogie nights, glitter (seriously, the special effects are great) princess bride, matrix, zoolander, and a bunch of serious ones, but i only want to list some of the funny ones.

Television:

16" black and white zenith with knobs, no remote

Books:

i cut out all the pages of the bible, the torah, and the koran, shuffled them up and stapled 'em back together. now that's a fun read

Heroes:

superman, supergirl, lance armstrong, my parents, your parents, good doctors, dustin hoffman 'cause he starred in that movie Hero, the guy in that band who died