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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

There is no me.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I think I'd like to meet Stephen Colbert. Maybe John Stewart. Go out for a drink with the two of them and see if we can't come up with a plan to save the world from mediocrity. Which I would obviously not be a part of. The plan, that is. As I'm thoroughly mediocre.

My Blog

Take this and eat it, you punk.

Sometimes I just sit around my apartment in my underwear watching TV (something good, like Homicide: Life on the Street) and think about all the people out there expending energy on fruitless endeavou...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 15:27:00 GMT

Guerilla Barfare

Giggity. Sometimes people confuse me. It's not that hard. I'm not that smart, but I do have something that might be called an ability to conceive of just about every possibility, be it motivation or e...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 07:51:00 GMT

Gimme winter every time

Maybe it's because I've never experienced the worst winter has to offer, but I say winter over summer, anytime. Yah, that's it.
Posted by on Tue, 30 May 2006 09:05:00 GMT

God Hates Engineers

No really, G/god hates engineers. But I took physics, so I have to hate the stupid little cheating bastards. And G/god. Well, I don't have to hate him/her/it, but it doesn't make much sense to underst...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 13:33:00 GMT

A corking good time.

So I went out for St. Patrick's Day and got rather drunk. Don't remember what happened, mostly. Green poo for a couple of days. Yummy! I've rediscovered my love for Corky and The Juice Pigs. Awesome a...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Mar 2006 08:19:00 GMT

Hurting people is fun.

I'm not sure this means anything, but I can't believe what a horrible person I am. I did what had to be done, for both our sakes, but it involved far more pain than anyone needs to inflict or feel. An...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 08:19:00 GMT

Restless

How do you take anything seriously when you know that there is no purpose? How do you keep trying when you know nothing's going to change? How do you know it doesn't matter when everyone else says it ...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 10:20:00 GMT

Valentine's Day

Valentine's day is a useless hallmark holiday. You know, I can't think of a worse slight towards a day than to say that. A "hallmark holiday". It doesn't mean anything unless you buy a hallmark card. ...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 09:43:00 GMT