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About Me

I have come to realize it's time for an update to my profile, so allow me to tell you a little about myself.My name is Kayleena (though my recent post-college identity is "KP" and I'll go by either) and I attend Willamette University in Salem, Oregon. It's a private liberal arts college (oh yes..I'm terribly elitist...NOT), where I am in my senior year. I don't really want to graduate, as I know too many lovely people here that I'm worried I'll lose contact with, but alas, I am called to a more metropolitan area, so post graduation I will probably come to inhabit either Portland or San Francisco.As a person, I consider myself adventurous, indepedent, incredibly loyal to friends, optimistically pessimistic, and realistically romantic. Those last two terms I believe need some clarification, so lets just say that even though I know every cloud has a silver lining I still don't see the bright side to most situations, and even though I believe in fairy tale endings I have the sense to know they probably won't come true.Let it be said that I am a dark being. This does not mean that I actually believe myself a vampire and I sleep in coffins at night (though I HAVE been sketching plans for a coffin-shaped bed suspended on chains from my ceiling...), I do enjoy wasting hours reading Poe and Byron, and I enjoy dressing in black, with a pention for black boots (I've counted, and so far I have nine pairs, of varying styles), tiered and ruffled skirts, corsets, and eyeliner.Let it be known that I am a creature of beauty -- as in, I enjoy being feminine, so I will wear heels, and I will wear make up. Does this mean I won't still go hiking or base-jumping or play in dirt? Certainly not, but I am artistic and thus spend a lot of time on my hair and outward appearance. If you're going to go for the "Goth" look, you can't do it half-assed (unless of course you're late for a class...in which you just have to grab your liquid eyeliner pen and say screw it). People that do not understand the artistic nature of cosmetics, the ability to achieve so many possibilities...well they have no reason to speak with me.

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My triumphant return to myspace

So after being gone from myspace for almost an entire year due to the fact that I completely forgot my login information and was too lazy to have myspace email me my password (XDDDD), I've returned to...
Posted by on Thu, 29 May 2008 20:51:00 GMT

Why I hate myspace but continue to use it anyway

>>>[rant] So here it is, 4:49 AM and I'm ranting about Myspace to total strangers. &&weird. Since when did it all become such a big popularity contest? Who cares how many friends you have? Doe...
Posted by on Thu, 25 May 2006 04:48:00 GMT

The drunk that tried and failed...

So mom did it again. She got drunk off her ass, as per usual, and locked herself out of the house. Now she's broken one of our windows trying to get back in. Lovely. What was it she said she was doing...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 19:35:00 GMT

Why V would totally kick Batman's ass...

The Scenario: *whoosh* In the moonlit darkness, flitting amongst the rooftops of the precipituous Gotham City, a caped crusader avenges the despairing citizens of a metropolis oppressed by murder, gre...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 17:34:00 GMT

Well, mom's sauced again...

She did it. Once again, she did it. My mother, my fabulous mother decided to get herself f*cking drunk again. Great. Just great. This isn't a sympathy blog. Oh no. This is much, much more. This is a I...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 20:03:00 GMT

Something I forgot to mention...

So since I'm doing the blog thing regularly now, I might as well fill it up with as many posts as I possibly can so that the gits that view my profile can think I'm a rapacious pontificating blog sl*t...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 11:37:00 GMT

The dreaded blog-ness of doom!

So I thought I'd try out this blog thing.   Yeah.   So far so good. So, people that want to know what's up with me, now's your chance! Mostly I've been sitting around watching too much tv at...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 11:20:00 GMT