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I made this music player at MyFlashFetish .com.
My name is Devan, and my male harem pwns yours .
I'm a total bitch. Get the fuck over it. I happen to have a potty mouth, and I'm very conceited. Even though I happen to think I'm hot stuff others dont. OHWELL! I like boys && I have the best friends. EVER!.
If for some strange reason you have a crush on me, tell me! Dont leave me guessing and stressing! Even if I dont feel the same, I like to know. :[
I have more guilty pleasures than I know what to do with. Chocolate, ice cream, reading.. and many more!
Most people see me as a fat, rude, sarcastic shortie. And I am. But I'm bitchin', and if you cant tell that, then get your eyes checked. I may have a slight double chin ( in my eyes, though my buddies say I dont. I love you guys. ;o ) and a bit of a.. erm. PROTRUDING belly, get to know me. I love me. ;D AND YOU BETTER TOO!
I LOVEmusic. It's called jrock. If you dont listen to it, that's just dandy. Doesnt bother me. Just dont complain and say it's shitty because you dont understand it. That's because it's in fucking JAPANESE, YOU STUPID BITCH.
Any music in english I listen to people usually hate. =] But I dont care. I dont complain about your music, dont complain about mine. I enjoy listening to screamo or "heavy" music most of the time, and USUALLY have one of those wonderful selections as a profile song. Dont like listening to it on my profile? That's what the pause button is for, cunt. Dont complain.
Judge me based on the way I look & the pictures I take. I dont give a damn. Just dont start shit with me about it, because I will bitch you out, unless you're my friend. Then I'll just smack you and tell you to stfu and suck my dick. =]
    I'm probably one of the loudest people you'll meet I get shy around certain people If you can make me laugh, I'll love you I like to draw & write I LOVELOVELOVE hugs I like cats I wish I was a guy sometimes I'm sarcastic I like anime and asian dramas I'm an accessory whore I like shopping at the flea market for jewelry I like to slap peoples' asses I like meeting new people I like picture comments I DONT like to be judged I hate vegetables and fish/seafood Add me to get to know me I dont like txt tlk, but I can deal with it in certain amounts I dont like stupid people I dont like people who take me for granted I dont like being led on I dont like emotionless people who dont ever lighten up I dont like people who never laugh I dont like rap. At all. Dont ever play it for me. I dont like most american music. So dont ask me questions about american bands.

Note to others: If I add you, I have some specific interest in you. Whether it be your taste in books, music, or movies. I could simply want to be friends with you because you're pretty. I love adding friends of friends. Who knows? If you want to know why I added you, ask me.
Oh yeah. And. Suck my dick plzkthx. :]

My Interests



I'd like to meet:

I'd Like to Meet:

Holy shit, I've known him forever. He's amazing. Always been there for me. =] Kojii is fucking gorgeous, too. I'd tap that. He's a great friend and person, and I adore talking to him - about absolutely anything. We know a lot about eachother. The good, the bad, the desirable, the undesirable, who we want, you name it, and we know it. It's a damn fucking shame he lives in Canada.

Miniiii! One of the funniest people I know. He's got a big butt, too. Ughomfg. He's amazing. Dx Definitely one of my best online friends. Mini may be a stupid pouty bitch, but he's MY stupid pouty bitch. If you hurt him, I will break you in half. I swear to GOD, I will. I dont take kindly to people treating him like shit. If I have to bitch you out on myspace or AIM to make you feel like trash, as lame as that sounds, I WILL. On a lighter note, he knows me better than most people who live here do, unfortunately. Stupid gaysian.

I'd lovelovelove to meet christine. Otakon 2007! Whoo! She's so pretty & I'm incredibly jealous. =[ She looks better in white than I do. She's such a dork 8D

You see this sexy guy, too? Yeah. LET'S MEET PLZTHX. I love him. He's totally sexy. x> He always makes me laugh. :P Hanging out would be pretty much awesome.

You see this sexy man that just made me that sign? You know, the one that goes "Alex Devan"? Yeah. I'd like to meet HIM. He's totally a sexy skank face and... I him.

I LOVE BETSY WITH ALL MY HEART AND SOUL. She's the most amazing friend I could ask for. Damn her for being sexier than me. I. Love. Her. She's my everything. Who needs a dick when you have Betsy? I certainly dont. Okay, okay. Maybe I do. But I adore her. If you fuck with her I'll kill you. I'd LOVE meeting her. It'd be amazing.

Music:

12012, 175R, 176BIZ, A, Aile, Alice Nine, Alumi Land, An Cafe, Ayabie, Baiser, BIS, Bio Glammy, Bullets and Octane, Calmando Qual, Cassis, Celia Xeno, CELLT, Charlotte, Chara, Cinnamon, Clavier, D, Danger Gang, Dari, D'espairs Ray, Dir en Grey, DirmuNot, Do As Infinity, Dollis Marry, Dolly, DOREMIdan, Due le Quartz, Duel Jewel, DuraluMin, Eimy, Fatima, Gazette, G.O.Z VII, Gill'e Cadith, HeaRt, Himitsu Kessha CodomoA, Hiskarea, Jack11, Jeniva, Joker, Kazoku, K@MIKAZE BOYZ, Kra, KuRt, Lara, LiViNG DEAD, LoveCan, LuLu, Luvie, lynch., Madara, Madeth Gray'll, Malice Mizer, Moi Dix Mois, Nightmare, Nega, NoGoD, Ordermade, Pashya, Pawn, Panic Channel, Penicillin, Plastic Tree, Phantasmagoria, Poitrine, Rayarch, Rentrer en Soi, Rice, Sel'm, SCISSOR, SerialNUMBER, Siva, Shazna, Shelly Trip Realize, Shulla, Suicide Ali, TM Revolution, UnsraW, Vanilla, Vidoll, -OZ-, Vinett, and many more.

Movies:

I love moments like these:

Devan: I'd touch you
Mini: that sounded so dirty
Devan: That's the point
Devan: I cant believe I'm like
Devan: hitting on a gay guy
Devan: wtf devan
Mini: yeah
Mini: that's like
Mini: unheard of
Mini: for the female gender
Mini: you just like..crossed the line there

Television:



Books:


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Heroes:

    • Ju. My best friend. He means the world to meeee even though I treat him poorly. XD I so dont mean to though ;-; Mess with him and you mess with me. He's my biffle, even though when I first got into a car with him I was afraidddd. He really isnt a bad driver, I like to rag on him for it. We are, as he put it, two peas in a pod. Unfortunately, he's going to college next year. =[ I'll have two more years of HS at Central WITHOUT Ju! It's horrible. =[ He's an amazing friendddd. ♥ As it is I dont see him much this school year. ;__; LET ALONE COLLEGE?! */wrist* I ♥ YOU JU LIN! And dont you forget it. D: Marc & Jesse. BEST FRAAAANDS!? I've known Marc for awhile, but I just met Jesse this year. =] They're so fun

    My Blog

    BLOOD show~ 3/11/07

    KAY. SO. Let's DO THIS in TIME SEQUENCES. 8:15ish - Mom wakes a very groggy me up, who stumbles to the computer, hitting my shin on the door frame on my way out. Get changed. Play PS2 u...
    Posted by Devannn x]] on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 07:00:00 PST

    As much as myspace is pissing me off...

    I need to use it to save a code thing. It better FREAKING WORK. If it doesnt, I will be SO pissed. It's a code for another website that's pissed me the FUCK OFF. So dont pay any attention to it.  ...
    Posted by Devannn x]] on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 05:44:00 PST

    INWARD SCREAMS TOUR 2007

    Hooookay. Since a lot of people want me to do a blog, I will. =]   Okay. So. I got out of school and rushed to mommy's car, went home, panicked on choosing what to wear. My whole outfit choi...
    Posted by Devannn x]] on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 08:26:00 PST

    Nao is most definitely one of the sexiest men alive. :P

    @___@ My eyes burn from his sexyness. He's hilarious, too. =P I lurve him. Now you get to stare at his yummy Nao-ness. :]]]                    ...
    Posted by Devannn x]] on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 01:17:00 PST

    Um um. Global Personality Test?

    Advanced Global Personality Test Results http://similarminds.com/types/extraversion.html" target="_blank">Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 73% http://similarminds.com/types/stability.html" ta...
    Posted by Devannn x]] on Mon, 29 May 2006 08:20:00 PST

    Testlollol. D:

    D: This is a test omgwtf. D;
    Posted by Devannn x]] on Fri, 04 Nov 2005 06:58:00 PST