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Beast of Burden

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About Me

Quiet, sarcastic, cynical, complete ass masquerading around as a person. Living back in Lubbock after 2 years in the metroplex, going to Texas Tech to get a degree in Advertising so I can make those annoying pop ups we all hate so much.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||| 33%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 70%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 50%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 50%
Interdependence |||||||||| 36%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical |||||||||||||| 56%
Artistic |||||||||||| 50%
Religious |||||| 23%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Materialism |||||||||||||| 56%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 43%
Adventurousness |||||||||| 36%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 43%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 63%
Need to dominate |||||| 30%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Avoidant |||||| 30%
Anti-authority |||||||||| 36%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||| 16%
Change averse |||||||||| 36%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Individuality |||||| 23%
Sexuality |||||||||||| 43%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 44%
Histrionic |||||| 23%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity |||||| 23%
Hypersensitivity || 10%
Female cliche |||||| 30% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Randy
Birthday: August 14th
Birthplace: Lubbock
Current Location: ...Lubbock
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: light brown
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty tighty Lefty loosey
Your Heritage: German, Comanche, Scandinavian, Scottish, English
The Shoes You Wore Today: New Balance
Your Weakness: girls hair
Your Fears: dying naked, alone, in my room
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni or alfredo
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: make some friends that actually like to have fun
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hey
Thoughts First Waking Up: who the hell is she?!
Your Best Physical Feature: Ive heard it all... probably ass
Your Bedtime: 1-7 am
Your Most Missed Memory: shooting the shit at camp
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: tea
Do you Smoke: no more
Do you Swear: i try not to
Do you Sing: always sing in the truck
Do you Shower Daily: well yeah
Have you Been in Love: indeed
Do you want to go to College: if not... someone is wasting a lot of money
Do you want to get Married: eventually
Do you belive in yourself: of course, who else would?
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: I do ok
Are you a Health Freak: nah
Do you get along with your Parents: most of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: yeah
Do you play an Instrument: yep
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: unfortunately not
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: not that i know of
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yeah... i guess
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, not a whole box
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nah, buffet sushi is sketchy
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: where would i do that in lubbock?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: lie
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: by every girl Ive ever dated i think
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: yeah
How do you want to Die: old stupid and happy
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: creative director in a good advertising firm
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan, Britain, and Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown or green
Favourite Hair Color: as dark as it gets
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: not that picky
Weight: enough meat that i dont break'em and not so heavy i cant pick her up
Best Clothing Style: theres a certain type of jeans i like but i dont know the name of them, t shirts or peasant top
Number of Drugs I have taken: 2
Number of CDs I own: not very many after most were stolen
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not that much
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My Interests

Well music, not noise pretending to be music mind you. Well I like to read and I definitely don't do enough of it. My voracious appetite, comedy, anime, I'll basically plow through most anything if I think that may hold a nugget of interest way down in it. I like sailing and dogs, being sarcastic and making fun of just about everything including myself.That's all for now, don't be greedy.

I'd like to meet:

Cool people, that may or may not be you... you should try to find out drop me a message.Elizabeth Hurley, Heather Graham, Michelle Branch, Scarlett Johanson, Shakira

Music:

Classic Rock, Electronica that has real instruments in it and a discernable melody and goes somewhere Anime music Offspring Some new rock and pop Parody Music like MC Chris, Weird Al, etc. Michelle Branch, Old 97s, Bowling for Soup, VHS or Beta, Daft Punk, Zeppelin, ACDC, Iron Maiden, Roy Orbison, Leonard Cohen, Rufus Wainwright, Queen, Ben Folds Five, Listen, The Rasmus, Black Crowes, Counting Crowes, Old Elton John and who knows how much more...

Movies:

Gladiator, Kill Bill, Enemy at the Gates, Ocean's Eleven, Monty Python, Top Secret, Where Eagles Dare, The Patriot, Lord of the Rings, Vampire Hunter D BloodLust, Dead Leaves, The Withering Continent, Dogma, Crash, Old Boy, Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance, 12 Angry Men, The Last Unicorn, The Hobbit, Grave of Fireflies, Jin-Roh , Anime Hell 3 The Movie, Galaxy Express 999, Indiana Jones Trilogy

Television:

Insomniac Music Theater, MXC, The OC, Shura no Toki, Record of Lodoss War, CSI Miami, stand-up comedy, NCIS, Two and a Half Men, Scrubs, Yes Dear, 75% of what's on the history channel, SNL sometimes, How I Met Your Mother

Books:

Terry Goodkind, Micheal Moorcock, Robin McKinley, Tolkien, James Clavelle, Alexander Dumas, Aesop

Heroes:

The Mutsu family, my old man, Gavin Rossdale (he is married to Gwen Stefani after all), Socrates, Kevin Smith, Sandy Cohen aka SuperJew, Cicero, Bismallah

My Blog

yeah, I know big words like expound

Quite a few people I know are getting married or have been married rather recently. I wonder how this affects me. On one hand I am far from desiring a gold band on my hand but at the same time the she...
Posted by Beast of Burden on Wed, 16 May 2007 03:13:00 PST

A story for school...

Rocking Chair Stress on the old glued joints made the chair comfortably creak. The antique rocker was a family heirloom passed down through generations. As Robert rocked the wooden chair back and f...
Posted by Beast of Burden on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 11:19:00 PST

for fun and boredom in the snow

1. do you miss your girlfriend? which one? the last girl I dated, not so much 2. What is the last thing you threw up? hmm... no clue, probably booze 3. What's your favorite curse word? bitch 4. Wha...
Posted by Beast of Burden on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 04:31:00 PST

The Most Personal Quiz Ever... or so the title said

The most PERSONAL Quiz Ever1. Who were you with last night?parents2. What was the first thing you did this morning?check to see if I ad an email from an instructor3. Where are you?at work4. Who are yo...
Posted by Beast of Burden on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 05:40:00 PST

To Read List

The 'To Read List'   Currently Reading: Stephen Donaldson's 'Lord Foul's Bane'   Not in any order&   Graphic Classics 'Bram Stoker Short Stories' Bill Sosa & Bryan Robbins 'T...
Posted by Beast of Burden on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 01:01:00 PST

A Girl, David Hasselhof and the Joys of English

I had a dream where I had a gunfight with David Hasselhof and I'm afraid the Deutch Phenom' lost, though the bastard did graze my forehead with a shot. Well... in short my life is... very unrelaxing, ...
Posted by Beast of Burden on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 09:43:00 PST

A little list

9 lasts. Last cigarette: Years Last beverage: Beer Last kiss: No clue Last movie seen: V for Vendetta Last phone call: house, looking for my cell phone Last cd played: Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone ...
Posted by Beast of Burden on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 09:05:00 PST

Not doing bad, but not good

So people thought I didn't show up for work last Friday, how crazy is that? I worked for four hours and people don't remember seeing me, one of the ladies was kind of upset because it turns out that s...
Posted by Beast of Burden on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 09:08:00 PST

And We Trudge Ever Onwards

I guess there really isn't that much to talk about. It is now... Tuesday and yet the water was not fixed on Monday morning as it was assumed would happen. Tried to call my landlady not that it would h...
Posted by Beast of Burden on Tue, 30 May 2006 12:23:00 PST

Bohemia

Felt very Bohemian today, very alive and content for no real reason just an urge. Oh well, more important news my Korean manboy servant Will shall return soon to the LBK. I don't think anyone makes me...
Posted by Beast of Burden on Mon, 22 May 2006 10:48:00 PST