Josh

I’m a 25-year old male human. I feed during the day and sleep at night. By means of two lower extremities called “legs", I'm able to travel from point A to point B, and have been known to reach speeds up to 25 kilometers per hour. I also use my powerful legs to ward off predators and any a-hole looking for a fight. Other defense mechanisms include biting, and vicious insults. As the alpha male, I travel in small groups known as “hommies” “doggs” and “boyzzzzzz”. However, recent studies suggest that I’m also capable of being a loner. Revered as a god in some cultures, I'm on the verge of extinction. There's only one of me left in the ENTIRE world, and attempts at finding a mate have been futile. (That's how I'd be described in a NATURE DOCUMENTARY.)