MySpace? WTF is that? |
I haven't used MySpace in a long time. I haven't posted a blog in a long time. I still see Stinkzilla and the Crack Dealing Lizard Sisters! I haven't lived there in over 2 years!&nbs... Posted by on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 23:11:00 GMT |
The happiest day of my life...so far. |
The Fourth of July is often referred to as such in place of the proper name, Independence Day. I've always kind of quietly disapproved of this for the same reason I disapprove of shopping at Wal... Posted by on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 22:05:00 GMT |
An odd growth... |
First, let me say that I am embarrased by this. I don't want to make this post. This happened all of a sudden (over a 24 hour period, I swear). This is gross, absolutely disgusting, ... Posted by on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 22:58:00 GMT |
Happy Holidays |
Happy Holidays
Last year around this time, there was a big hubbub about the proper holiday greeting. The right wanted to say "Merry Christmas" and too bad if you don't celebrate Christmas. ... Posted by on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 08:33:00 GMT |
A story about a guy, his microwave, and a rancid potato. |
There once was a guy named Matt. Oh wait, I'm Matt. Hi. I'm Matt. Anyway, one day, I was in the kitchen cooking some turkey. It was going to take a while, so I decided to... Posted by on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 21:58:00 GMT |
Democrats and Republicans |
As most of you well know, I'm a Democrat. A liberal. A "Godless entity." There are some things I've been hearing in the news that kind of upset me. The purpose of this blog is ... Posted by on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 18:21:00 GMT |
I accidentally almost killed 2 old people today! |
Okay, after this happened, I felt pretty bad, but while it was happening, it was funny as hell.
We went to Seattle today to do the tourist thing. After we were done freezing our asses off at the... Posted by on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 01:39:00 GMT |
Stinkzilla and the Crack Dealing Lizardsisters |
I live in Seatac, WA. Also known as the Great Northwest Armpit. Or maybe that's just my apartment community. Either way, Garden Villa is the Armpit of Seatac. Why do I say such... Posted by on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 18:18:00 GMT |