Formed out of the ashes of two influential bands, The George W's and Vertical Anus, MAHR is a musical way of saying we been doing this job down on 68th and third, big friggin' ball breaker of a job. We got the place roped off so some schmuck don't waltz in and take a wrecking ball between the eyes. So then this steam fittin' bursts and this enormous goddamn crane comes crashing down on my legs. I'm screamin' MY LEGS! MY LEGS! and they're like No shit your legs, you've got a 2000 pound goddamn crane on em.
goddamn myspace can't even upload our full songs and thus some songs are cut in half and faded out. BUY THE ALBUMS FUCKERS. [/metallica]
But what does the public think of MAHR?
"MAHR is awfully awesome. The best way I can describe it is if a you had a microphone on the front of a semi that flipped over and was skidding across the expressway and you guys over dubbed someone playing the guitar with a dentist drill." - Joe
