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About Me

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Hey
My name is Kelsey
My sn is edbob200
I clean up nice
I love track
I’m crazy
I love the F-word
I love dance parties
I love eating good food
I hate liars
I'm obsessed with Friday Night Lights
I could eat more pancakes than anyone you know
I love Fockey
I wish girls could play football
I love dancing around my house while I'm getting ready to go out
I love Billy's bed with a passion
I hate being injured
I love being Irish
I love to laugh
I hate bad hair days
I swear like a drunken sailor
I love my friends
I love hanging out with the guys
I love stilettos
I love going out
I hate tests
I love playing Kings with Palmer and Dani
I love my home-made apple pie
I love Tom Brady
I look like a bum when I’m at home
I love to smile
I love summer
I hate cheaters
I love accents
I hate realizing what time it is when you wake up
I love making people’s days
I love Christmas
I love fires
I hate drugs
I love Mike
I hate disappointing people
I hate running
I love making after school snacks with Danielle
I love being a slacker
I hate telling peoples secrets
I love snuggling
I love egg nog
I love snowdays
I hate steroids
I love to sleep in
I love to look at the stars
I hate smokers
I’m 82% sure I could put up a good fight against you
I love Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups
I hate ignorant people
I love warm cookies
I love sleeping outside
I hate drama
I love my friends
I love drunk guys at superbowl parties
I love driving with the top down with Chelsea
I love sweatpants
I hate shoveling snow
I love Mac n’ Crack
I love caramel
I love being me
I love being with you
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whateverlife.com QUOTES:
"A good character is the best tombstone. Those who loved you and were helped by you, will remember you when forget-me-nots are withered. Carve your name on hearts and not on marble." ~Charles Spurgeon
"We were merely freshmen" ~Verve Pipe
"I'd go home." ~Mr. Tyler
"Lets do this, I'm a cashew."
"Where's the handle?"
"Hey gramps if you're having fun tell your face."
"I'll fucking kill you!" ~Dane Cook
"I'm gunna miss the heat. I'm gunna miss the lights. Stay low. Keep those feet moving. Be perfect." ~Friday Night Lights
"And oh, the way your makeup stains my pillowcase, like I'll never be the same."
"Keep quiet. Nothing comes as easy as you. Can I lay In your bed all day? I'll be you best kept scret and your biggest mistake."
"And you're just the girl all the boys want to dance with, and I'm just the boy who's had too many chances" ~ FOB
"When the fuck did we get icecream?" ~The Ringer
"Your too young for me, but I can keep a secret."
"Stay away from my friends, They're smooth operators, Looking for a way in. Stay away from me tonight, I've made other plans, And you'll just be distracting me, In a good way. She doesnt know that I love her. Yes I love her. Make a move on me baby, I can't be the one, Who's always taking chances. See me down, So you get down, No you've got me so wrong, I just want to kiss your lips, And you kiss back. She doesn't know that I love her. Yes I love her. Leave us alone. Your friends and my frineds should go far away."
"She doesn't know things will never be the same aagain. She'll always be seventeen. That girl has love."
"I'm a horrible person. I read her diary. I'm not to be trusted. I told all of her secrets, To all the guys in town, They all laughed and slapped me five. Oh yeah. Lucily she doesn't have dirt on me, Cause I'm the cleanest guy. Oh, I'm so afraid. It's gunna be a bad day come Sunday. I dont think I'll ever be sorry, No I'm not sorry for a thing I've done. And I dont think I'll ever wake up lonely, Cause having her around wasn't all that special." ~rooney
How to make a Kelsey
Ingredients:
5 parts competetiveness
5 parts crazyiness
5 parts ego
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add lovability to taste! Do not overindulge!
Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com
You're a Wild Drunk
You can get enough drink. Seriously, you'll just go puke and start pounding them back again! What Kind of Drunk Are You?

My Interests


.. You scored as Jock. You are the ruler of the school, so to say. You have girls swooning over your muscles and your skilled in most areas of the sports arena. You know how to play a mean game of basketball.

Jock


73%

Prep


47%

Hot


47%

Geek/Nerd


40%

Punk


33%

Emo Kid


20%

"Ghetto"


20%

Goth


7%

Stoner


7%

Loner


7%
What Highschool Clique Do You Belong To?
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Your Seduction Style: Au Natural
You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it.
That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power!
The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism.

You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world.
Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in.
You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you?

You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways.
Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you.
As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you. What Kind of Seducer Are You?
hmm... I'm interested in...well, first off, I'm interested in my boyfriend, Mike, who is absolutely rediculous and out of control. He's always making me laugh and I'm always happy when I'm with him. I guess after that comes sports. I love Fockey, Football, Baseball, Track, and pretty much every other sport where you can run and school other people. lol. I love music, dancing, and singing (but not in public...unless it's a Fockey dance party, which i brutally miss). I love all of my friends who think I'm wicked wierd but still stick around because they love me for it. :-) I love traveling and meeting new people with accents. lol. I've been all over the east coast and went to cali 2 summers ago. Last spring i went to London and absolutely loved it. Last Feb. Vaca I went to Paradise Island in the Bahamas and it was GORGEOUS. The Atlantis Hotel is out of control, I'll tell you . Next, i want to go to Venice, Italy and someday Ireland. I love the beach no matter where it is, as long as it has waves. Hence- I love summer the most, but i must say that my fav time of year is Christmas because who doesnt love sleeping late, seeing their entire family, getting presents, and eating immense amounts of garlic mashed potatoes, egg nog, and double fudge chocolate pie?

I'd like to meet:

Carlton, Dane Cook, Tom Brady, Will Ferrel, and Boobie Miles
I have a real problem with worrying about never being able to tell people how much they mean to me. When i hear about car crashes with kids from highschools around us, it scares me cus I've never had to deal with losing someone my age that I was really close to. So I've always worried about having something happen to someone I was close to before I ever really got to tell them how much I loved them. So I guess what I'm saying is, if you meet me, just know that you probably mean more to me than you think. 3

Music:

EVERYTHING...from Keith Urban to The Who to Dem Franchize Boys and back again, I love pretty much all kinds of music except for extreme heavy metal head banging shit.

Movies:

My favorite movie is Friday Night Lights because it is the most motivating movie ever. I love Mike Winchell and Boobie Miles like it's my job. I love Pirates of the Caribean because I am a dirty pirate hooker. My favorite kind of movies are comedies, hence: Slackers, Old School, Anchorman, The 40 Yer Old Virgin, Dodgeball, Starsky and Hutch, Waiting, and many others. Scary movies aren't my favorite because 68% of them aren't even the slightest bit scary, but I must say that Saw and Saw II scare the shit out of me. Shout out to anyone who

Television:

Made
My Name is Earl
Jackass
Viva la Bam
True Life
The Office
Made

Books:

I pretty much hate reading, but I love Friday Night Lights and Harry Potter (yes, I'm admitting it)

Heroes:

Tom Brady
my brother (when he's not drunk)
Boobie Miles
Jordan "Baby Curls" Baillargeon