The Basics:
* I have been married for 7 years. That's a long time to put up with my punk ass. Should you meet Chris you should congratulate/ console him. He's probably the only man in the world that could have made it this far.
* I have 2 dogs. I will not think about kids until I can successfully feed them everyday for at least 2 months straight.
* When I DO have children, they will lead the resistance against the robots. That is, if I decide to breed.
* I have a VERY weird sense of humor. I blame watching Monty Python and reading Dave Barry in my formative years.
* I collect spaghetti sauces.
* It is not unusual for me to start giggling uncontrollably for no apparent reason. The most common cause of this is something happens and my brain takes about 12 instant tangents and arrives at something completely unrelated but that I find hysterical.
* I like to climb on stuff.
* I am an optimistic cynic and an extroverted introvert.
* I do not like talking on the phone. Especially when the conversation starts out with a sing-songy "Whatcha doin'?" My answer will inevitably be "hanging up until there there is a purpose for talking to you."
* I dislike sitting in chairs correctly. I find it disrupts my essence. I have no idea what that means, but it sounds enlightened or something.
* The following cause me to involuntarily react in a violent manner, fueled by a seething, almost inhuman hatred: Nickleback, Creed, The Dave Matthews Band
* I like watching MMA fights. I currently have no favorite fighters. They have all let me down as of late. Seriously, Chuck...Keith Jardine!? You lost to KEITH JARDINE!!!?? You make me cry. Let's hope Brock Lesnar can change this.
* I love my job, which is weird because it is in computers and I majored in Journalism fully intending to be a writer for the Rolling Stone. 18-year-old Ruby is having a fit, and 27-year-old Allison is at her wit's end trying to explain that troubleshooting all day is actually FUN and learning programming is EXCITING. *sigh* teenagers...
* Athletics are permanent part of my life. I played soccer for 14 years, swam for 5, started weight lifting at 18 and now I do Mixed Martial Arts.
* I have a B.A. in Journalism and have 2 classes left to get an equally useless degree in Psychology.
* If GSU was a person, I would punch it in the face.
* May God have mercy on everyone's soul if I do not have coffee in the morning.
* I blog alot. Read them. You will be vastly amused.
You Have A Type B+ Personality
You're a pro at going with the flow
You love to kick back and take in everything life has to offer
A total joy to be around, people crave your stability.
While you're totally laid back, you can have bouts of hyperactivity.
Get into a project you love, and you won't stop until it's done
You're passionate - just selective about your passions
Do You Have a Type A Personality?I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4
