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About Me

I do what I do... and I have sweet cats.I don't play well with others. I hate empathy. I wish I could hate everything. I will tell you to fuck off and that I will rape your dead mom ... but I'm not going to. Not because I am against it; I am just lazy. Or, ill-motivated may be the word. I have 24 and a half teeth. I am most likely narcoleptic. I cna't type teh words form, adn, teh, dman and others. I could be lexdickskick, but how would I know. I like the word FUCK. If it offends you, well, FUCK YOU. I trust no one but love a few. I'm blatantly honest. It's not pessimism; it's realism. And did I mention...sweet cats?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My Maker... then punt Him in the fucking nuts... or kick Her in the cunt

My Blog

Dearest Pinky

Apparently, ruputuring a finger is no fun. As my boss explains it; it looks like you stepped on a fish and its insides are squeezing out. So I don't know how often he steps on fish but my finger looks...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 20:47:00 GMT

Dearest Taxes

Fuck you taxes. I refuse to file or pay you. Turbo Tax online is complete shit. To free file the federal return they tried to charge $19.99 for preparing a state tax. I did not ask for this service. T...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 21:15:00 GMT

Riley is Douche

So the little bastard randomly pees on the rug in the bathroom. So last night I walk in and catch him. HA. He knew what was up. You could see it in his eyes. So I rubbed his little face in i...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 14:18:00 GMT