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Brooke

Pardon me, do you have any cheap yellow mustard?

About Me


My Interests

narrowly avoiding a crisis, spontaneous human combustion, proper use of grammar, hockey, terrorizing small children, personal hygiene, road trips, whitewater rafting, heights, thrill rides, inclement weather, off-road biking, being able to breathe clearly through both nostrils at the same time

I'd like to meet:

The guy that hands you a giant check after you win the lottery. Specifically, I want to meet him as he's handing me the giant check, not out at a bar or anything. I have a lot of questions for that guy.

Music:

ALL, Lucero, Elvis Costello, Johnny Cash, Social D, Cake, Screamin' Jay, D.R.I., Buttholes, Stevie Wonder, Shellac, Fugazi, Gordon Lightfoot, Wilco, Pegboy

Movies:

the ones about flesh eating zombies, the ones that make my brain work, the ones that make me pull my feet up into the seat so the monster doesn't get them, the ones that make me laugh until I get a cramp, and the ones that make my chin tremble

Television:

Scrubs, 24, House, The Deadliest Catch, Nip/Tuck, Rescue Me, Arrested Development, Heroes, Lightning Hockey

Books:

The DaVinci Code but not Angels & Demons, Chuck Palahniuk, David Sedaris, Uncle John's Bathroom Reader, and lots of non-fiction food for my brain.

Heroes:

People who change the toilet paper roll when it's empty.