Kids |
Subject: kids ...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Nov 2008 15:21:00 GMT |
Your 9 names |
From: Subject: your 9 names
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YOUR REAL NAME
Pamela
YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.) &n...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Nov 2008 15:18:00 GMT |
One For The Girls ! |
One for the girls
Now I lay me down to sleep I pray the Lord my shape to keep. Please no wrinkles, Please no bags And please lift my butt before it sags. Please no age spots,...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 21:06:00 GMT |
A man’s choice |
Choosing a wife A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they ...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 20:54:00 GMT |
Cursing at work |
Cursing at Work Dear Employees:It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with t...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 20:51:00 GMT |
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE |
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five ...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Oct 2008 15:33:00 GMT |
THE Charlie Schulz Philosophy |
The following is the philosophy of Charles Schulz, the creator of the 'Peanuts' comic strip. You don't have to actually answer the questions. Just read it straight through, and you'll get the poi...
Posted by on Wed, 29 Oct 2008 14:53:00 GMT |
Love |
Boy: I saw her today.Girl: I saw him today.Boy: It seems like its been forever.Girl: I wonder if he still cares.Boy: She looks better than before.Girl: I couldnt stop staring at him.Boy: I asked how t...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 16:21:00 GMT |
Jack Shit ! |
For some time many of us have wondered who is Jack Shit?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, You dont know Jack Shit?
Well, thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 17:03:00 GMT |
SIX TRUTHS OF LIFE ! |
SIX TRUTHS OF LIFE 1. You cannot touch ALL your teeth with your tongue. 2. ALL idiots, after reading the first 'truth', will try it. 3. The first truth is a lie. 4....
Posted by on Fri, 19 Sep 2008 16:11:00 GMT |
