The World, The Wilderness And His Wife.... |
Well Well!!!
Jesus has it really been this long since i last left you with my words of glorious wisdom??!
Time has really taken its toll sports fans...the boyfriend toll now counts 2 sams....yes boys ...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Dec 2008 23:19:00 GMT |
Triumph, Job Hunting, and Scenes Of A Sexual Nature..... |
yo ho ho...i havent blogged myself in ages!
so... i saw Mcfly at cambridge! they were so fuckin awesome. but i got absolutly beaten and almost left my phone on a bench...but its all good!
Last nite l...
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 08:14:00 GMT |
The Mystery Of The Chocolate Eclairs And Adam The Fat Whale... |
I had to add this Bullitin i did into a blog coz it was so funny :)......
1. How old will you be in five years today?24 shesh!2. Do you think you will be married by then?yes :D3. What do you look forw...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 20:34:00 GMT |
Late Night Television...Magic Feet and Mcfly!! |
Yo ho ho and flannel pjs!
Thats a gr8 opening anit it. OMG do u know how shit late night tv is....if u dont know...VERY. im watchin some non-stop advert channel....selling old cds and Thigh-master 300...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 20:25:00 GMT |
Oh Just To Be A Chameleon....... |
Oh to be a Chameleon where noone can see me....oh wait im like that now....
Got into Bedford Uni, first one ive heard back from so far, was really excited and happy.....what do i get from a parent tha...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 10:21:00 GMT |
Feelin Like A Low Subspecies From Planet Fuck This.... |
Well guys and dolls,
Dejavu is the only way i can describe 2nite. i fuckin hate everything all over agen!
My boyfriend (who u know i wuld do nething for and actually give my life up for) told me to ...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 11:33:00 GMT |
2007...Start With A Big Fuck Off Explosion |
Hey Kiddos.
Well Happy fuckin new year hey. i must say that of course in true nicola styling, couldnt let new year come without some sort of fuck up.
Turns out if i had stayed at work i wuld of had a ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 21:52:00 GMT |
Curious George...And The Flying Poppadom! |
Ok, Georgie stepped up her game of violation, when she attacked an innocent lady buying a gin and tonic with a menacing flyin poppadom!!!! lol lol god it was so funny, a gust of wind bl...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 15:49:00 GMT |
It's All Fun and Games....Especially When Someone Gets Violated... |
Hello Children!!!!
OMG Polish people are TOSSERS! well if ur name is Voo and u work at the ASBO arms u are. I have told my managers in an outward request that i never want to work with it ...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 17:20:00 GMT |
And Thats The Way The Cookie Crumbles! |
Well Hellooooooooo!
Work last night was amazin....for i was reunited with my favourite victim GEORRRRRRGGGGIIIIIEEEEE!! me luff her long time, altho she did tip beer on my leg! how very much dare! But...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 05:02:00 GMT |
