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Janelle COOL

jcoolporvida

About Me


Big tittied, dick sucking, drunk, slut bag! DON'T HATE!

I like watching dogs poop!
I know the whole 'Get Me Bodied' extended version dance!
I know how to queef on command!
I need a nine inch weener in my vageener!
I really just hate everyone!

I also hate: small dicks, children, manuel labor, AMERICAN APPAREL, abstinence, vegans, fake homos.

(aim)anudedance (msn)[email protected]

My Interests

Food, Gay Boys, Mustaches, My Fart Position, Porno

Blogspot
Flickr
Livejournal
Youtube

I'd like to meet:


WEIRDOS
& them doing that to me.

Music:

AxCx, Black Lips, Gravy Train!!!!, MGMT, M.I.A., Rilo Kiley

Movies:

Anything except modern horror and gay inspirational sport movies.

Television:

Adult Swim, The-N, REALITY TV

Books:

The Conquest of Happiness

My Blog

Hottest & Nottest

Of course I made a Top 10 Who's Hott, Who's Not! I mean I don't have a job and I don't go to school, what else do I have to do? It is in order from least to best and don't hate because most of my choi...
Posted by Janelle COOL on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 01:54:00 PST

CONCERTS!!!!

(4-26-08) MGMT, Kate Nash, Death Cab for Cutie, Rilo Kiley, M.I.A. @ Coachella Fest - Saturday(4-25-08) Frisco Dykes @ Rocket Boat(4-3-08) Mika Miko @ Lab 144(3-22-08) Gravy Train!!!! @ Troubadour&nbs...
Posted by Janelle COOL on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 03:19:00 PST