I'd like to meet:
Go fuck yourself.
Hi, my name is Rob. I consider myself to be an asshole, a funny guy, sarcastic, and not bad to look at. I like the movie Garden State and stuff that scares me. I see humor in alot of stuff. I'll also be the first to tell you "Yes, you look fat in those jeans."
I don't read much because most books can't keep my interest. I like to cook. I like to play instruments and sing. I like music like Motion City Soundtrack, Say Anything and things along those lines. I enjoy being alone sometimes. Smallville is my favorite show. I don't like cheaters. I'm the type of person that won't kick you while you're down, but I won't help you up either until you've learned something.