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you know what's a good gag? slap a girl in the ass and then tell her that there was a bug, then tell her you got it. and then you can rub her ass for about three to seven seconds by telling her you're wiping the smashed bug bits off her. also it's good to say it was a deadly bug and that she owes you her life. and i'd like to think you would only touch the butt of a chick who's life is worth at least a couple of hand jobs or maybe some titty molesting. and if she doesn't fall for it, keep trying, you're bound to find someone dumb enough. and that's who i'd like to meet.