Nasty Nathan profile picture

Nasty Nathan

Ian Bryant is a broke ass sexual chocholate

About Me

How come they never found Biggie and Tupac's murderers, but they could arrest O.J. the next day. Nicole Simpson can't rap! Get your own free cool template at MySpace Layouts

My Interests

I like hitting things (Muay Thai), Golf, Running, Most sports and working out, Piano, Guitar, Music in general, Drinking (which may be developing into a problem), Reading, The ocean, blahblahblahbalhblahIf I had my way, I'd never work. I'd just stay home all day, watch Scarface 50 times, eat a turkey sandwich, and have sex all fucking day. Then I'd dress up like a clown, and surprise kids at schools. Then I'd take a dump in the back of a movie theater, and just wait until somebody sat in it. Hear it squish. That's funny to me. Then I'd paint, and read, and play violin. I'd climb the mountains, and sing the songs that I like to sing. But I don't got that kinda time. Now go make Diddy a hit.

I'd like to meet:

The Juggernaut

adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:

I'll listen to pretty much anything at least once

Television:

Entourage, Nip-Tuck, Rescue Me, Scrubs any kind of fighting, etc.Funny those are the things I like and yet I don't have cable, guess that means I don't get to watch much tv.

Books:

I read pretty much anything and everything

Heroes:

Sam Jackson, cause he wears that kickass purple suit, the kids call him Mr. Glass, he's not shouting that's just how he talks, and he's had it with these motherfuckin snakes on this motherfuckin plane.

My Blog

Just a few random thoughts

-Couple months ago I came home, after drinking a bit, and my cat was peeing in the sink. Obviously I was very surprised almost to thinking I imagined it so I shouted at him "hey cat, don't pee in the ...
Posted by Slider on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 04:06:00 PST

There are already enough babies in the world.......................

I preemptively apologize, I don't mean to diminish other people's lives or happieness. BUT, this blog will probably be offensive to lots of people who are married or have or are in the process of...
Posted by Slider on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 01:39:00 PST