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Jumpkicking out of the womb on Nov 1st thrusted baby CK into the world with one plan..To kick ass! Schooling eventually found CK and tried to make him its bitch. Through intense consumption CK built up his ass kicking skills and hurt school's emotions. College is now forcing CK to go back into training to kick some more ass. This quest continues to this day with CK slowly opening up small cans of kick assing. How many books must die before CK totally kicks ass? I have a black dog named Mr.Miyagi. Enjoys displaying facial poetry known as the moustache and any wide assortment of formible beardings. I have also fought a kracken and punched a shark...in its no good face. I also roughly resemble hobbit folk and do enjoy a good pipe in awhile. I arm wrestle puppies for extra money in an under ground puppy fighting league. It is known as the PFL and we hope to get our television contract this year.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Don Johnson so I can punch him in his face for portraying the worst Elvis ever. Chuck Norris so our beards can shake hands. You if you're lucky. Myself just to see if I would hate me. Santa Clause so I can tell him he is fake. Miyamoto...Shigeru! The Madd Hatter to have a tea party. Your mom's mom so I can be your step-grandaddy and tell you you are disapointing your family and remind you your not from my man-gernades. My next girlfriend so I can warn her about what she is getting herself into. Soccer hooligans and all woman streakers. Animal from the muppets.