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Chris

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About Me

Do you know that feeling? You know, the one that tells you to run and hide; yeah that's me. I'm the reason you can't get up in the morning. I'm the guy that makes all the cereal soggy. I'm the jerk that hides all the tickle me elmo's and then puts them out on the shelf the day after X-mas. I'm the reason gas is 3.00 a gallon. Jessica Simpson left Nick for me. I made the Jackson 5 and the spice girls break up. I introduced the "New Coke". I'll make it rain on your wedding day. I'll put my hand in front of the lens and jump into the picture.O.k. for those of you that really know me....I am a geologist cause the pay is good, I get to travel, and they let me use explosives! I like pretty much what everyone else in this world likes. I'm the trend setter. I started it all :)Interesting facts to know about me:1. Dug up the largest dinosaur in Texas2. Can bench 455 lbs3. Have the record for longest discus throw in Richardson Click here to get your own network banner - Over 460 to choose fromClick here to get your own Unique Contact Box - Over 1660 to choose from
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My Interests

I'll keep this short: Camping, ping pong, snowboarding, playing board games, drinking with friends, showing off, playing with my niece, exploring, bowling, learning something new, creating something, destroying something, and oh yeah making fun of people that are more successful than me because I have nothing else better to do!I kick it 40yr old virgin style baby!

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

I like music ok!

Movies:

Matrix, Lord of the Rings, Star Trek & Star Wars franchises, Stargate, Fight Club, Underworld, Batman, X-men, Terminator, Aliens, Predator, Blade, and oh yeah Swept Away!

Television:

Uhhh.... I plan my Friday nights around a scifi show called Stargate when I could easily record it on my dvr. Yeah, I'm a loser.

Books:

The first telephone directories were once hot pink and not yellow, the idea was to make them stand out and catch on.

Heroes:


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My Blog

Chuck Norris

Forrest Says: December 21st, 2005 at 3:55 am Did Chuck Norris write these jokes himself?? CHucky Says: December 22nd, 2005 at 9:41 am according to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris ca...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 26 Oct 2006 12:54:00 PST

Chinese Proverbs

CHINESE PROVERBS*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who run in front of car get tired.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*Man who run behind car get exhausted.*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 11 May 2006 06:35:00 PST

Quija Boards

You Belong in 1978 1978 If you scored... 1970 - 1979: Bold and brash, you take life by the horns. Whether you're partying or protesting, you give it your all! What Year Do You Belong In? You...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 08 Dec 2005 07:37:00 PST