TOP-10 CHUCK NORRIS FACTS:1. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.2. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.3. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.5. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.6. It was once believed that Chuck Norris actually lost a fight to a pirate, but that is a lie, created by Chuck Norris himself to lure more pirates to him. Pirates never were very smart.7. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs8. Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.9. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.10. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
