people think i can be arrogant, but i'm a very down to earth guy. i'm just your run of the mill, average joe, who happens to have incredibly good looks and a body to match. don't hate me because i'm beautiful. blame god for giving me these extremely chisled facial features and this Adonis body.
in my free time i like to do what any degenerate does: gamble, drink and womanize. when i'm not feasting on trims or piking on 2-holes, you can usually find me guzzling cockies or yahtzee-ing balls sharp cross. i enjoy going to clubs and getting crunk. i love to shop and spend money on overpriced things i never use. i like dogs, cats suck. if i had a million dollars i would probably enter a no-limit texas hold 'em million dollar buy-in tournament. if i had one wish, i think i would wish for a million dollars so that i could enter a million dollar buy-in no limit texas hold 'em poker tournament.
at the moment i'm single, i don't know why. i guess these bitches are just stupid.
if you have taken any of this seriously, please kill yourself.
now for the real me. my name is dave, and i do happen to be really good looking and my body is pretty nice, but i'm not arrogant. i'm originally from colorado, but i've lived in California since i was 15.i think i hit this ball out, but its the only clip i could find, and its pretty sweet, we're in Poland in front of 12,000 crazy polish fans!
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