Life according to Jenna, Asia, Kobei, Juli and friends |
ACCORDING TO PORN...1. Women wear high heels to bed.2. Men are never impotent.3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more thansatisfactory.4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man,...
Posted by Bruuuuuuuce on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 10:22:00 PST |
New hobby in the works |
Ok so far in the past I've been a champion karate kung fu guy; successful race car driver; pro wrestling wrestler(that wasn't pretty but damn do I throw a good Steiner line), referee (ppv biatch), man...
Posted by Bruuuuuuuce on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 10:23:00 PST |
This may be why I'm not good with kids |
Dropping elbows on babies before they can "Be A Man" cannot be healthy for any party.
Posted by Bruuuuuuuce on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 10:21:00 PST |
My new roomie |
OH YEA! He moves in next week and that's when things get "Kool".
Posted by Bruuuuuuuce on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 10:21:00 PST |
James Blunt: Sissy boy singer or Model de-pantser |
So after a female co-worker made me watch the "Goodbye my lover" video on youtube I determined one of two things. Either he really loves breakup sex or he is overly sensitive and makes sure to l...
Posted by Bruuuuuuuce on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 08:49:00 PST |
If anything is consistent, it's that change is always occuring |
To say that my world has been completely flip flopped over the last couple of days would be a complete understatement. In short, me n Tiffany finally split. I guess the signs were there fo...
Posted by Bruuuuuuuce on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 08:14:00 PST |
Letter to future ex wife .1 |
Dear Ms. Pressley,
I have seen the way you act when you are acting and I can just tell you are doing it for me. When you look into the cameras, I can see it in my tv that your eyes are searching...
Posted by Bruuuuuuuce on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 07:41:00 PST |
Blog on this one time! |
What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs
Rolls over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack and fits on your back?
It's Blog, Blog, Blog!
It's Blog, Blog, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
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Posted by Bruuuuuuuce on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
http://www.livejournal.com/users/colorblindref |
Ok I admit, I'm a bit lazy. If you REALLY want to read what's happening, check out my live journal. http://www.livejournal.com/users/colorblindref
Posted by Bruuuuuuuce on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
