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vicky

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About Me

Toria is a lonely person who lives in Basingstoke which is a boring place to live. Toria likes to drink wine and cocktails, and lay on her bed and ponder the meaning of things. Toria has turned into a pretentious twat.No, really, I don't really think too much about me, so its quite difficult to write about. I enjoy doing lots of things, but I dont enjoy trying to think of specific things I like to do. I like to just do them as they come to me. God I'm in an arsey mood today.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The bloke off the DFS advert who's doing the shit parody of the Bob dylan video with the cards, cos he cas a weird face and it gets on me tits.

My Blog

an arsey quiz. Diet blog disbanded due to wine.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4....meditation - after all most of us probably haven't sat still on the floor...2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's ...
Posted by on Thu, 10 May 2007 14:37:00 GMT

Diet Week 2 Day 3 The Nandos invasion

I've taken to eating nothing but quorn with piri piri sauce for tea.  Its nice.  Got to save points like the bige=gest bestest saving person this week, so when evil Richee tempts me with evi...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 00:38:00 GMT

Diet Week 2 Day 1

Weight - 10st 3lb (wooooooo!) I lost over 2lb, go me!!  Even though i spent the weekend pigging out with my very unsupportive boyfriend, who forced me to eat a pasty, and loads of sweets.  W...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 13:40:00 GMT

Diet - Week 1 Day 3: I love Nandos

Just made my own Nando's, thank god for piri piri you can buy in Tesco.  Even had Nandos style rice, and corn on the cob.  Stuffed now though, doubt I'll be able to go for a run, I'm such a ...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 10:37:00 GMT

The Diet. Week 1, Day 2.

Start weight - 10st 5.75lb.  (How honest am I?) Ok, the diet started yesterday.  Back on the wagon, 2 months to look amazing in a bikini.  Or as amazing or better than my sister.  ...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 00:41:00 GMT

F.A.T.

I'm about to explode.  We made flapjacks and lemon meringue pie and corned beef pie and bread buns.  I feel sick.  Project Bakery was a success.  It opened my mind to the realisat...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 10:46:00 GMT

work

Ah, I'm just sat appreciating the last day of having my own office.  It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.  No more skiving off early, no more reclining for hours on end. But ...
Posted by on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 05:17:00 GMT

Paper paper everywhere

Oh good, I'm chipper, how fortunate for you.  No whinges today, apart from the whinging Richee's gonna do when he see's the mess I've made of his house.  Essay writing is a creative process ...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 09:02:00 GMT

inappropriate use of bulletins

Please stop blogging on bulletins.  People are fooled into thinking that what ur actually writing has some relevance to their lives, and in actual fact, its just you having a fucking whinge about...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 05:55:00 GMT

Nigella is genius

I mean it.  I'm cooking the gammon joint she did on her program, and it smells like heaven.  Anyone who isn't coming tonight is missing out.  Mulled wine too, ha, you suck!
Posted by on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 08:24:00 GMT