FURIOUS STYLER aka THE ARISTOCRAT profile picture

FURIOUS STYLER aka THE ARISTOCRAT

I am here for Dating

About Me

i like to play stick, watch dirty movies staring dirty girls. ice-cream, pez-head, darts, beers guts, foreign exchange students, nachos, dr.pepper, ramsey and his kitchen nightmares, xbox, real box, dvds, foot-ski's, hand-ski's, mouth-ski's, Halloween, dry socks, wet socks, big cocks, ghetto bootys XXL, mayo, headbands, cockpumps, yahtzee, trivial pursuit, feet with red nail polish, benzac, landing strips, free balling, headbutts, bandaids under eyes, cheap calls, very cheap calls, calls so cheap they are cheaper then do-do's text and call rate. micro-wavable snacks, long johns, slashing, wii (the one on little boys not nintendo)
dislikes: warm food, blue balls, shit talkers.

My Interests

this one. keeps me warm at night

I'd like to meet:


female: Roxy Deville. male: Paul rudd

Music:

*poison
*the warriors
*limp bizkit
*offspring
*furious styles
*def leppard
*set your goals
*marilyn manson
*N.W.A
*scribe
*necro
*cypress hill
*transplants
*new found glory
*wisdom in chains
*mayday parade
*all time low
*vandals
*pennywise

Movies:

*dodgeball
*40year old virgin
*baseketball
*supertroopers
*night at the roxbury
*cant hardly wait
*karate kid
*champions
*beerfest
*poolhall junkies

Television:

*degrassi junior high
*entourage
*freaks and geeks
*grosse pointe
*south park
*how i met your mother
*the office u.s
*SKINS
*the mighty boosh
*thats amore
*i love new york

Heroes:

anyone who can take a dick like jesse jane.