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I'm Chris Hansen and I'm from Dateline NBC

theoriginalpimpjuice

About Me

Go F Yourself

My Interests

Drumline, Big Buford, Hamburger Helper (Cheesy Enchilada), "Power Hour", any activity that requires participants to be over the age of 21, String Cheese, White Women, Darts and any other situation where I can embarass white people for just being white. For example: Basketball, Running, Dancing, Pimpin', Groovin', Tyrone Bigums impressions, Being Funny, Walking, Cooking Soul Food.......pretty much everything but swimming, skating, skiing and the luge...and making lots of money.

My Blog

Dubya Tee Eff

Ok.I'm really pissed off. First off.Is anyone else getting random friend requests from these cam girls or whatever. Is there friggin sticker on my head that says i'm looking for random camgirls to ad...
Posted by I'm Chris Hansen and I'm from Dateline NBC on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 01:22:00 PST

Good Myspace Day

Today was a good myspace day..... new profile... new pics which i find hilarious.... i made some funny comments.The Myspace Gods were looking down on me today.
Posted by I'm Chris Hansen and I'm from Dateline NBC on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 12:01:00 PST

Sorry

Ok... i never claim to be perfect.  But cut me some slack here.  Yesterday I was in Borders in Southland Mall.  While heading to the check out, someone calls my name.  At first i d...
Posted by I'm Chris Hansen and I'm from Dateline NBC on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 11:50:00 PST

Reading...

I always joke about never reading because i'm black.  Well contrary to popular belief, black people can and do read. But since i'm totally useless in English (A whopping 15 on my ACT english).&nb...
Posted by I'm Chris Hansen and I'm from Dateline NBC on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 06:27:00 PST

For Christ's Sake

Ok.... I gotta play big brother again.For the "younger" crowd on my friends list...Here's some advice, and I not even joking.Chill with the friggin bangin!A lot of you guys hear me say that sometimes,...
Posted by I'm Chris Hansen and I'm from Dateline NBC on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 06:21:00 PST

News Flash

News Bulletin : White males should never braid their hair. Ever..........Ever.  
Posted by I'm Chris Hansen and I'm from Dateline NBC on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 12:27:00 PST

We Get It Already...

Has anyone ever watched Spike TV??  It a fairly new Cable TV channel geared towards guys.  Lots of wrestling, Ultimate Fighting, MXC, NASCAR, 5 hrs of Star Trek etc... If this channel dispen...
Posted by I'm Chris Hansen and I'm from Dateline NBC on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 12:00:00 PST

Hollywood Sucks

Why is it that in the movie "You Got Served", which is the pimpest movie ever made, they took real dancers who are really talented and friggin sweet to make a movie about dancin'.  But when they...
Posted by I'm Chris Hansen and I'm from Dateline NBC on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 11:10:00 PST

The Beginning!

This is the first of many many blogs to come.  All will be about random stuff from politics to coneydogs.  But it'll all mostly be pointless rambling about how stupid the world is. Kinda li...
Posted by I'm Chris Hansen and I'm from Dateline NBC on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 11:03:00 PST