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Made in Turkiye©

BORAT for PRESIDENT!!!

About Me

Ok...I have the coolest name ever.It's Anil,too bad its not anal though.If it was,my life would be complete.Its pronounced as annul as in annulment. I'm planning to change my last name to anis...so i can be anil anis...How cool is that.I like to molest kids under 6 years old and rape animals.I want my woman to have saggy boobs and cellulite all over. My goal is to buy the other shoe,so my right foot don't feel left out anymore.I like to smell like alcohol and tobacco.Seems like ladies can't resist it.I like to run around naked on the streets.I have a small peepee. I like to touch my self with expired baby oil.I'm very sick and perverted.P.S: I take the bus and live with my mom.I have 3 kids.I love my twin boys Hemm and Roid and my girl Vegin.

Steve Irwin stingray video - Extreme


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Name: Anil Toprak
Birthdate: May 25,1982 a legend was born
Birthplace: ankara,turkey
Current Location: long beach, california
Eye Color: poop brown
Hair Color: poop brown
Height:
Piercings: i had some when i was young and wild
Tatoos: i have a Butt tattoo on my butt
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: none now.hurry up i'm in high demand
Overused Phraze:
FAVORITES
Food:
Candy:
Number:
Color:
Animal:
Drink:
Alcohol Drink:
Bagel:
Letter:
Body Part on Opposite sex: i like to grab female butt
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: nothing beats a warm,flat pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: I can't afford them
Strawberry or Watermelon: don't tell me you put salt on your watermelon
Hot tea or Ice tea:
Chocolate or Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee:
Kiss or Hug: finger in the butt
Dog or Cat: seahorse
Rap or Punk:
Summer or Winter:
Scary Movies or Funny Movies:
Love or Money:
YOUR...
Bedtime: i don't sleep
Most Missed Memory:
Best phyiscal feature:
First Thought Waking Up:
Goal for this year: to afford a remote controller
Best Friends:
Weakness: my left arm during arm wrestle
Fears:
Heritage:
Longest relationship: with my high school best friend's grandma
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: alcohol is bad for your liver
Ever Smoked:
Pot: snoop is my best friend
Ever been Drunk:
Ever been beaten up: always
Ever beaten someone up: i'm a wuss,i always get my butt kicked
Ever Shoplifted: i stole a table and put it in my butt
Ever Skinny Dipped: with great white sharks
Ever Kissed Opposite sex:
Been Dumped Lately:
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: as long as she have one..or two
Favorite Hair Color: purple with orange streaks
Short or Long: bald
Height: shorter than 3'5 so she doesn't have to go on her knees
Style: halloween style
Looks or Personality: nice butt
Hot or Cute
Drugs and Alcohol:
Muscular or Really Skinny: really buff...must be on steroids
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: when i was 6 i raped 2 girls and 6 donkeys.I regret that
What country do you want to Visit: kazakhstan..my buddy borat lives there
How do you want to Die: who said i'm gonna die
Been to the Mall Lately:
Do you like Thunderstorms: i like it when girls around so they get scared and cuddle
Get along with your Parents:
Health Freak:
Do you think your Attractive: when she's drunk
Believe in Yourself:
Want to go to College: I'm still in middle school
Do you Smoke: only when snoop comes over
Do you Drink:
Shower Daily: I'm broke.Trying to save some money
Been in Love:
Do you Sing: I'm the lead singer of a retarded boy band
Want to get Married: I want 14 wives at the same time at least
Do you want Children:
Have your future kids names planned out: beavis and butthead
Age you wanna lose your Virginity:
Hate anyone:
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

My Interests


I'd like to meet:

carmen electra,jennifer aniston,charlize theron

Music:

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Movies:

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Television:

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HOW TURKISH R U?

YOU ARE 100 TURKISH!
YOU ARE ABSOLUTLEY TURK! NO DOUBT IT!!

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Heroes:

ME WHEN I WAS 14..PLAYING FOR THE TURKISH TENNIS NATIONAL TEAMME WHEN I WON THE TURKISH TENNIS CHAMPIONSHIPME DRESSED FOR A CULTURAL TURKISH DANCE:)ME WHEN I WAS A LITTLE BOYME WHEN I WAS A BABY

My Blog

Check out this video: evolution of dance performance

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Posted by Made in Turkiye© on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 06:50:00 PST

Geography of Sexes

Geography of the SexesGEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN  Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas. Between 21 and 30 a woman is like Americ...
Posted by Made in Turkiye© on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 02:39:00 PST

To all the girls

We always hear " the rules " From the female side.Now here are the rules from the male side.These are our rules!Please note.. these are all numbered "1"ON PURPOSE!1. Men ARE not mind readers.1. Learn ...
Posted by Made in Turkiye© on Sat, 23 Sep 2006 09:16:00 PST